I get this same question as a white woman too though... maybe people should just stop asking? But I don't feel like the question is inherently racist.

Damn though, Haifa is the wooooorst. The worst singer that is, I actually think she's kind of fabulous.

You - I want you to be my best friend.

It's so crazy because in "Blue" I thought she was this gorgeous french fairy and she was almost make-up clean the whole movie with her hair all messy and here she's dressed to the nines but looks like someone I want to slap.

SHE JUST PICKED THEM UP BY THEIR HEADS!!!!! Is this person really a nurse?

I think that this must not be a very close imitation of life inside the womb because these twins are obviously fraternal and wouldn't have been that close when "inside." Also, this is the definition of "creepicute."

Austinite -I laughed out loud at work.

Building schools is NOT an objectively good thing to do. It is just about the worst, more ignorant thing that you can do for charity. News flash, Guatemala has skilled laborers who are a lot fucking better at building schools than Justin Beiber and are currently out of work. All that people who go to third world…

STORY OF MY LIFE.

As a female athlete I expect to get laid after a victory, but that's mainly because my partner is involved in the same sport as me and is super DTF after watching one of my games.

Truth: Rose McGowan grew up in the same sex cult that I grew up in. Good times.

THANKS

I dated an abusive dickhead once who was sexually abused by an older girl when he was about 6. He had internalized it as something awesome and something to be proud of, but I think a lot of his problems came from that. I don't think it excuses him for what he did to me, but it helped in my recovery to have an idea of…

Maria Felix has the BEST raised eyebrows. Old Mexican actresses were the best at throwing shade.

Sorry, was referring to the name change for person reasons - am pretty high on cold medicine right now so my words might be coming out like squishy glooby globs.

WALTER WHITE???

Who passes around sex toys?

Dalekanium?

Technically possible, but unlikely (especially that you could have given it to him) get checked anyways, but if you are positive, don't freak out. It's not the end of the world (especially if you aren't symptomatic - lucky you because that shit is paaaaaiiiiinful) and it doesn't have to really affect your life very…

HEY! Herpes sisters for the win! Seriously, like a huge percentage of the human race has herpes. I kind of wanted to kill myself when I found out (got it after only one sexual partner), but it really does get better. I have managed to have a fulfilling love life regardless, you just have to be a little more careful…