I don't want to condone anything a Kardashian does, but if people followed me around taking pictures and asking me irritating questions I would literally never stop beating them up.

I've always had a pretty high sex drive in all my relationships, but recently I have completely lost interest. My guy is ROCKING in bed, but even when we're doing it there's a bit of my brain that is just bored bored bored.

Preach it right back at me, my friend. Drawn out awesome flirtations leading to mediocre sexy times are THE WORST.

That does not make me love Kathy Griffin. She sounds like a crazy person.

When I was a childcare worker, many moons ago, there was a sex ed book in the library that was written for kids about 8 years old. I will guide you on a synposis of this children's book in the following paragraph. (Spoilers ahead!)

I LOLed

Mr Coffeemonster says "Well, he's not masturbating at all, just distractedly holding his penis. I expected more." Me: ""(o_O)"

I don't know, I don't think there's anything wrong with being friends with someone who wants to boink you. Many of my friends would like me to let them bury their faces in my lady parts, but are aware that I won't let them, at least not now, and so are content to be friends with me, because their sole interest in my…

Man, this is awkward. I've been calling "stoops" "sloops" for all these years, not realizing that one was a boat and the other a staircase. I only realized that it was a stoop when I looked it up right now, thinking to make a snide comment about Alan Cummings tweet.

I've never understood this, because my only experience with men in relationships is them being subtle and never saying what they mean and then getting upset if I dont catch on ( which I never do)

Maybe its typecasting, but watching Kate Upton and Jamie Lannister boinking sounds pretty awesome. I wonder whether it's really uncalled for, if you happen to sleep with a guy you later find out is married, to find the wife and let her know. Asking for a friend, of course.

I would have liked to hear more of the descriptions and seen more of the sketches. It's a really interesting project.

"If it happens, it happens," is a perfectly acceptable attitude towards love. Love isn't the same as a job, or an apartment. You NEED those things, perfect or not, so you do your best to make them perfect, you make goals and plans. Contrary to popular opinion, you don't need love. Marriage and kids are not a goal in…

Anyone who thinks that Romeo and Juliet is the most powerful love story ever has not understood Romeo and Juliet.

Don't ever tell someone to "bone fruitfully." If it's a one night stand, "fruitfull" is the last thing you want it to be.

I really have no problem with fur, as long as you've killed a wild animal yourself and are eating the meat. It's preferable if you killed the animal with your bare hands or used the bones of other fallen enemies as weapons. If that wasn't the case...

It's a rare rugby game that doesn't involve at least one minor fracture. Yesterday I was at a club tournament match, and between all the players on the field there was one severely broken clavicle, three cracked ribs, one sprained knee, about eight gut hits, and a guy who maybe broke his knee because he got in the way…

I'm down if you're okay with getting messy drunk, making out with married men, and eventually skipping out on the tab.

I really like him too! He seems really pleasant and I've really liked a lot of his movies. I get what you mean about the hotness too.

I am a lady, and I am one of the most morally bankrupt people I know. TAKE THAT, SCIENCE.