Ya'll need to start following John Darnielle of the Mountain Goats STAT!

4am? Don't most bars close like 2ish in the great US these days? I think the problem lies elsewhere.

Looks like we're going to have a bit of a rape! Nasdarovje!

I imagine you can program a number. Really though, most people call their parents if there's any kind of bad shit going down.

.... seriously though, as a white chick with pin straight hair, I have spent most of my life wishing on every shooting star for an afro. I fucking love them. Even when I was a 6 and didn't understand the cultural meaning of it or anything, my best friend was a black girl named Stormy and she had the most glorious…

NOT Billy Joel. Once I had a live Billy Joel concert playing on TV while I was getting down and dirty with the then Mr. CoffeeMonster. It was awful.

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOR"

I kind of like the sound of my singing voice in recordings, which is weird because I hate the sound of my speaking voice. I have a very deep voice for a woman, so when I sing it sounds kind of jazzy and different-but-nice (like a lady Louis Armstrong or something - well not that good but along those lines), but when I…

I never liked The Rock as a young lady. He just always seemed so cheesy and weird. Strangely, the older I get the more attractive he becomes to me. I really don't understand why at all.

In Latin America this is a really common thing. The other day I cooked for a group of friends and one of their boyfriends told me "Ahora te puedes casar," which means, "Now you can get married," meaning that the food was good. Fix a friends crooked collar? Someone will say, "Ahora te puedes casar." Tie a kids…

I get sleep paralysis and night terrors. When I was a kid I talked in my sleep ALL. THE. TIME. Strangely enough, the sleep paralysis is actually weirdly comforting and it never freaks me out. It always happens when I'm alone, and the feeling of there being a presence in close proximity always feels more like a…

Josh Groban: Your music is so "eh" but you are so "YEAH"

I frankly don't think you should ever give a person unsolicited advice on their looks or style. It's none of your business. They're not necesarily doing it to please you. However, if someone asks you your opinion on how they look you should respond politely but honestly. That's just good manners, and it applies to men…

Ha! Yeah that was weird.

My favorite character is Ygritte (want to marry her so bad) who's yours?

AW man, crying a little now... :'(

I'd like to hear why you feel like Lady Chatterly's Lover is feminist. Not that it isn't, just curious as to what you're thinking here.

Does anyone under 40 even use Outlook?

I have a enormous crush on Natalia Tena. She was the main reason the Lupin/Tonks relationship was basically my favorite part of Harry Potter

She seems sweet, or at least very self controlled. She's got a little "Oh, haha, silly me, lets turn this into a bonding experience" sort of smile in a situation where I would be flopping around like a porpoise cussing like a sailor.