I’m just waiting for the day that the Evangelicals figure out that the fundamentalist Muslims want all the same things they do. It’s gonna be tight.

Wikipedia says that “Before the arrival of printing, the ‘copyist’s mistake’ or ‘scribal error’ was the equivalent for manuscripts.”

I thought that was last year?

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

Back in those days, grammar was just a suggestion, so what Jefferson would have actually done is insisted that the way he spelled it was correct, and then forced others to adopt his spelling. Just like Webster randomly decided us Americans would spell things as he saw fit. Fortunately he was an honOrable man and as…

$500?!? Either you live in the Arctic, keep all your windows/doors wide open or your house is YUGE!

Keep the baby alive and budget for the gas bill (what period is that over, anyway?) I would say 67 is cool and 62 is downright cold. Can you close off portions of the house that are less used and only heat those areas you use the most?

Brady is going to retire, the Patriots are going to sign Josh Rosen, he’ll take over as the starter, and lead them to victory in the first Super Bowl that literally nobody watches.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

Well, yeah, but that’s just built into the economy-class penalty. Armrest wrestling, seat-reclining jihad, and infectious-disease bingo are all part of the fun!

Before the internet, we just chain-smoked for the duration.

Inspiring thrifty passengers to bring a plastic soda pop bottle, which, after they fill it up with pee about three-quarters of the way on their flight, they can leave for the already overworked flight attendents to dispose of. The politer half of these passengers will at least screw the top back on the bottle tight…

and, removing the front fuel tank.

I for one am perfectly happy with how seamlessly the Nationals have managed to incorporate the Walgreens logo onto their cap. If only all sports teams could exhibit such aesthetic synergy with their sponsors.

Houston is still the best team by enough of a margin that we may continue to forget that October balls can be juiced, too.

Fuck yeah. Tax. These. Motherfuckers. Or bring the guillotine, seize their assets and redistribute them I’m fine with either scenario, not picky!

So maybe I don’t clearly understand credit utilization. I carried a balance for a while and made somewhat over minimum payments simply because I could not afford to pay off more (talking around 1500-2000 carried over against a limit of 13k) and my credit score hovered and sometimes went up because of this.

Starred because your post could have been my post. I wish I had more stars to give for “quatrofolienflameblowupanello” because that’s how I see Ferraris but never quite had the word for it.

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.