It made sense when Madison Bumgarner pitched in relief in 2014 because 1) the Royals were helpless against him in 16 innings prior to that point 2) all the other Giants pitchers that year sucked 3) Bumgarner entered the game in the fifth inning and the team didn’t have enough good relief pitchers to protect a lead for…

Finally, an adult in the room.

Leave and get a hotel. 

The Cardinals played like they are REALLY motivated to get some soggy fast food at the White House next spring and bring Fredbird along, too.

Right? Like what the fuck? I graduated from high school in 2005, and I’d be lying if I said most people were interested in or followed politics in any meaningful way. I did, and others I was friends with did (and we seethed with that awesome rage that only high schoolers can really channel), but it certainly wasn’t…

Wow, cool of the Jacobin writers to take time off from smearing Elizabeth Warren for not OFFICIALLY getting fired for being pregnant so they can scold someone on twitter for not being performatively woke when they were 13. 

Given how many grown adults in the US were completely obtuse to Bush then and remain so now, I’m inclined to give the famous actress from a different country a break.

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

I’m surprised he wan’t yelling this about his medical, when Dr. Bedevere produced his larger scales!

I know someone called Leni who specialises in that sort of stuff…

with the best Impeaches!

I’m at least 38% sure that he thinks it’s where they put you in the stocks and shove peaches up your ass until you confess and/or explode.

TREASON!

All it makes me think -

O noes, wirches!!!

Yup.

Imma be a wirch for Hallowern.

Here’s my favorite part: He’s hung up on the idea of “pressure” when it comes to asking a foreign government to investigate a political opponent in exchange for military aid. If he didn’t pressure him then obviously it’s ok.

Can confirm. People immersed in PE are easily the worst people I’ve ever been involved with, and I comment on the internet.