The Gray Adder
thegrayadder
11/1/19
1:28 PM
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Damn, and I was looking forward to you explaining in great detail why this Sunday's Jets-Dolphins game deserves zero throwgasms. But I am with you. I quit too. It's one thing when a bunch of writers quit, but quite another when they take a whole bunch of readers with them. Good luck wherever you land. I would try Read more

10/31/19
4:27 PM
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Direct confrontation is a good way to get kicked off the plane if you're not careful. That’s how people get this way on planes.

10/31/19
4:20 PM
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My own cats like to use our raised beds as litter boxes. I might try that, since the alternative is chicken wire, which is a bit unsightly.

10/29/19
8:38 PM
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I am sure Barack Obama would have insisted on some better rules of engagement. 

10/29/19
8:32 PM
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Well, I never got Rick and Morty, and I’m mostly over South Park. No $14.99/mo. from me.

10/25/19
1:53 PM
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Well, we just got our Lodge Dutch oven a month ago. It's about damn time. I just love cast iron everything. The enameled stuff needs too much babying, whether it's LeCreuset or some cheap Chinese knockoff. 

10/25/19
1:33 PM
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In the Northeast, it gets seriously cold. And windy. And snowy. Kinda like Denver, but on steroids. Most people use heating oil, and pay $2.69 a gallon for the 1000 or so gallons they burn up every winter. Those lucky few who have a gas hookup probably do pay $300 and up to keep their houses at 62 in January. You find Read more

10/21/19
1:09 PM
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But now we have them in every size and price range. They might not all say FORD on the front, but given that the industry as a whole has largely given up on ordinary cars, we have a way to go on peak Explorer.

10/21/19
12:50 PM
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Doesn't make up for sticking me on an Embraer 175 for three fucking hours, even if I did get to fly a 737 for the remaining 45 or so minutes.

10/21/19
12:43 PM
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And you had to pay to use them. I guess changing the ear pads and putting them in new plastic bags costs the airline a bajillion dollars.

10/21/19
12:38 PM
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If I had to listen to somebody's pad blasting Godzilla, I would blast the Rugrats Movie back at them.

10/11/19
3:04 PM
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They should have stuck with the red, white, and blue unis. That's 'murica, dammit!