What they were were crummy 80s front wheel drive GM cars. They started depreciating while you were still screaming at the finance guy that you don’t want TrueCoat (although you needed all the help you could get with those things).

Motherfucking cocksuckers!

Direct confrontation is a good way to get kicked off the plane if you're not careful. That’s how people get this way on planes.

I wonder I'd they'd notice if you braided it for them.

My own cats like to use our raised beds as litter boxes. I might try that, since the alternative is chicken wire, which is a bit unsightly.

Looks like Android 18 in a pantsuit. 

Uh, yeah. That's what happened. 

I am sure Barack Obama would have insisted on some better rules of engagement. 

Well, I never got Rick and Morty, and I’m mostly over South Park. No $14.99/mo. from me.

Wow. It like he just got punched in the nads.

Well, we just got our Lodge Dutch oven a month ago. It's about damn time. I just love cast iron everything. The enameled stuff needs too much babying, whether it's LeCreuset or some cheap Chinese knockoff. 

Women covered from head to toe in the least practical and most uncomfortable clothing imaginable?

In the Northeast, it gets seriously cold. And windy. And snowy. Kinda like Denver, but on steroids. Most people use heating oil, and pay $2.69 a gallon for the 1000 or so gallons they burn up every winter. Those lucky few who have a gas hookup probably do pay $300 and up to keep their houses at 62 in January. You find…

But now we have them in every size and price range. They might not all say FORD on the front, but given that the industry as a whole has largely given up on ordinary cars, we have a way to go on peak Explorer.

Doesn't make up for sticking me on an Embraer 175 for three fucking hours, even if I did get to fly a 737 for the remaining 45 or so minutes.

Yet.

And you had to pay to use them. I guess changing the ear pads and putting them in new plastic bags costs the airline a bajillion dollars.

If I had to listen to somebody's pad blasting Godzilla, I would blast the Rugrats Movie back at them.

Or Wegmans.

They should have stuck with the red, white, and blue unis. That's 'murica, dammit!