And their motto is Liberty For Me, But Not For Thee. They are among the biggest hypocrites in American politics. 

At least he's not trying to pass himself off as a Democrat. 

As long as it doesn't end up being the Donald Trump class.

I always used Memorial Day as our kitties' birthdays.

That shouldn't matter. I bet they drive Ford trucks, too. And drink Budweiser. Should we also demand those brands be abolished because some goober neo-nazis are seen with them? I sympathize with Kaep, but this time he's full of shit and Nike are wussing out.

They would have to go buy new to do that again. 

Don’t worry about it.  If the seat reclines at all, it’s just a couple of inches now, it’s hardly even worth it anymore.

It was over when William Gaines died. Once that happened, Time/Warner started changing it, and not for the better. It might have lasted longer as a serious publication if they had left it alone - maybe put one of their legacy cartoonists in charge - but it hasn’t been the same since the Beard passed away.

Should not, not shall not. There is a big difference there. A difference any two bit Sears attorney could drive the Space Shuttle through. Besides, it’s not like Nike was making shoes out of flags.

As someone who defends HOAs and the reason for their existence, this is extreme.

I realize Trump is no JFK, but the last time we lost a President this way, we drove the half dollar out of circulation. 

I call it “Halftime.” Kind of like New Years, a time to rehash what happened in the last six months. Your side is losing. Time for a beer run.

Uh, no. It’s 42.

Specifically, the Nazis violated a fundamental rule of cryptographic security. Most messages sent through Enigma began with “HEIL HITLER,” thus providing the crypotanalysis team with a sample of that day’s code and its corresponding clear text. Oops. Even a primitive World War II era computer could then brute force…

Ask anyone who was around Louisville in the 1970s when this was going on. It was highly disruptive, not to mention expensive, and it accomplished nothing. You can’t just shuffle the kids around the city, not do anything else with the schools themselves, and expect improvement.

1984 contains a section of Goldstein’s manifesto, hidden within the unpublished tenth edition of the Newspeak Dictionary where it is explained how the (upper) Middle enlists the Lower to help overthrow the elites. Needless to say, the status of the lower classes is not improved afterward. But you would have to…

If I were going to fill a milkshake cup with wet cement, I would wait until it hardened before using it as a projectile. It's much more effective that way, and I can throw it farther. 

Let's hope McDonald's shake machine is working. 

Yes, let me slide so much as a millimeter over the foul line, and I get zero pins for that ball.

I think I would have waited for the cement to dry before throwing it.