Attribution, or STFU. This, and all you fucking nazis need to GTFO. No tolerance for intolerance. 

My son the millennial canceled Facebook before I did. I think he'll be OK.

We saved the world in '45, and made a lot of progress since then. That's the America I believe in.  So yeah, we're at least supposed to be better than that. We're certainly capable of being better than that. Eyes on the prize folks. 

They can also fuck you up unintentionally, and without you even realizing it. You suddenly notice your scratched up arms and legs and wonder when that happened.

Actually, that quote about religion is attributed to Karl Marx.

Wtl;dr. See Orwell’s commentary in 1984 about the nature of revolutions.

That is, until the ownership class cocks things up enough that their own power is diminished  

Opinions like yours *should* be ridiculed. Mercilessly. Without even the pretense of civility. Because you're wrong and you're stupid. 

Or she becomes President one day. No guts, no blue chips.

Besides, that’s what the Vice President and the line of succession are for.

Because that's the it's spelled now. God save the king. 

That is, if there isn’t a rule against it, it’s allowed, even if it’s shady. And if you don’t get caught, you didn’t do anything wrong. Works for me.

Not sure if you got me or not. Trump’s SCOTUS legalized gerrymandering, therefore, we should show them how it’s done. If Adams Center (Google Maps is recommended if you don’t know where that is) is represented by some guy in the Bronx, more than a few eyebrows will be raised. That’s the reaction we want. That’s how…

Finally! Somebody gets it!

Oh, freedom sausage. I forgot.

I heard Def Leppard is re-recording their entire catalog, as true to the originals as possible, in order to own their masters.

This, and only by gerrymandering blue states in a truly absurd way can we teach people anything at all. Most people are no better than their dogs, and need to have their noses rubbed in it before they get a clue. 

Bad photoshop?

Why isn't he running for President? I'd vote for him over most of the current batch.

They launder their money while stockpiling fuel for the winter.