It doesn’t matter. Democrats should learn to play by the current rules of the game. That is, unless they really enjoy losing. Do you think Republicans in Texas give half a wet fart about Democrats whining about unfairness when they can just do what they want?

The blue states should do some even more outrageous gerrymandering in 2020. I think New York can slice Upstate into enough thin slices to put all of them into districts represented by someone in New York City.

The minute we start claiming to exceptional is the moment we go back to being just ordinary. 

Maybe Chris Rock should run for President, for real. Nobody questions his blackness. /sarcasm

Or the guy in the lifted coal roller that you can hear from the next town over. Texans must have really small dicks.

What's it like being a unicorn? Do you have problems finding good horn polish?

They could, if they get customers to squint, turn Mazda into a sort of poor man's BMW. 

Well, I had the 2.3 liter four-pot with all of 90 HP. If you had my Topaz, you’d never bought another Ford product again. You’d have thought it was some Italian or British POS whose owner was on first names with the local mechanic.

Think is, the budget they're working on covers FY 2020. The effects won't be felt until October at the earliest. 

That’s what junior enlisted are for.

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

The 2nd gen Tempo/Topaz were actually pretty good looking cars. I had a Topaz, which looked like a Lincoln from that era. It was a good car when everything was working. Pity it suffered from the same problems as any other Ford car of the 80s. It ended up eating me out of house and home on repair costs, and I was glad…

Lighten up, Francis.

We were for Beto to the extent that he could rid us of Ted Cruz. That was it 

Ok, so I was the schmuck who inadvertently blacked this stupid cartoon. Sorry about that. It really is stupid, not to mention untrue. That is, not the same thing. Ask any random 100 Americans, and 98 of them would tell you they’d take that idiot Bush back if they could just be rid of Trump and his entourage. I would…

Same here. Yes, any schmuck can take the JSA tour and walk to the north side of the truce building. I wonder, though. Did they blast the propaganda messages while Trump was there? Did anyone translate the “hollywood” signs for him on the hills north of the line? Did they describe the ginormous NK flag, how big the…

A golf cart?

Boycott? Maybe the boo birds should save the date. That would be epic.

Sigh. Bussing is what a busboy does to a table at a restaurant. Busing is what a bus driver does with passengers. Get it right - and inform Senator Harris of the difference. It makes her look less educated when she misspell simple words like that.

My fave - you need to have XX% of your annual salary saved by age XX or you’re a lazy slacker who doesn’t deserve to retire. OK. Say you’re already saving a quarter of your paycheck. Does that mean you can say you’ve saved XX% of that and call it good? Obviously you don’t really need the other 25%, so why not?