Meg's got two goals against France.

All these things are important in a candidate for President. I would prefer candidates bring all of them to the table prior to announcing their candidacy, not still working 9n them during the Convention. 

Here is a good question: If you won the nomination, would you debate Donald Trump, and why?

It was the ultimate penalty box, only because the Yugo hadn't yet arrived. But it would run until you got tired.

Mine had the crank bolt shear off, shredding the belt and leaving pulleys everywhere. I still managed to drive it to the shop.

I’ll second that. The ‘vette was tough as nails. German engineering from Opel, don’tchaknow.

ONE popup. Whoopee! Every site does that. The car dealer finance experience is that on steroids, in a semi-continuous loop until you get tired. Getting you tired is the whole fucking point. That’s when your decision making skills become impaired.

Amazon is all about volume and speed. They don’t have time for this shit, and they assume you don’t either. That’s how they managed to eat the entire retail industry. What you’re describing is the banner (waaaaay less annoying than a popup) hawking their branded credit card.

I wish I could get you a cold drink. You probably need one now.

It helps to be 1. male, and 2. middle-aged. They tend not to try that shit with me once my belly got rounder and my head balder. I just look like somebody who has been around, I guess. The last time I bought a new car, the salesman did the finance guy spiel himself, and he ran through it quickly because he was…

Imagine you are buying something on an e-commerce site, and in order to get to your shopping cart to complete your order, you are presented with multiple intervening pages of upsell content, each of which take up to a minute to render, another minute for the “no-thanks” button (or microscopic link shown in a shade of…

But they enjoy it so. Ours would giggle and squeal with delight, as if trying to see how high the stream can go (unofficial record is 19 inches from the tip). The water is already warm. Just empty out the tub and refill it once the boy has had his fun.

Breakfast tacos are a thing in San Antonio. Mmmmmmm, breakfast tacos. /drooool

Breakfast tacos for lunch? Sure, why not?

Making note of their opinions and votes would be a good start. Find some that are patently wrong. 

Most of the changes only require an act of Congress. Considering that there are two chambers in that branch of government, repealing such an act is not as straightforward as one might think. Future Mitch McConnell would need the cooperation of the other chamber (and the President) to get it done, so it wouldn’t go…

San Antonio is about 50-50 on call letters. I guess it depends on which side of I-35 you’re on.

Wear a rubber.

I think ISIS has made just about everything fair game. If they didn’t think of it, it was only because they didn’t have enough time, which was remarkable given the amount of energy they devoted to dreaming up more creative and shocking ways to execute people in front of video cameras.

I see it as an invitation for Democrats, once they claw back control of enough state legislatures, to squeeze the Republicans out entirely in 2021. Let them howl.