Meanwhile, there are Senate and House seats that need candidates, both in Washington and in their home states. All this is meaningless if the GOPers get to gerrymander the maps again. 

They tried. It got shot down in flames once it was discovered that the 95000 people were actually citizens, and this was all a pretty naked attempt to suppress the vote in certain demographics.

After all, they’re the party that promises they’re only after their children’s Social Security checks, not theirs.

Sounds about right. Was there a big red and white water tower that said Florence y’all? That stupid ark is there not far from Florence. I think I hate northern Kentucky.

So, is having a household net worth of a million dollars that you share with your spouse still make you a millionaire? I am perfectly willing to call myself a demi-millionaire. That is perfectly fine. 

The sun shines through the paper. I can almost make out the text, bit not quite. Anybody else have better luck reading it?

My frau, when I come home with a bunch of dirty containers from lunch: don’t worry about those. The dishwasher has clean dishes in it, and I will take care of that later.

I think if I just spent half a year's pay on something like that, I would just get some colored tape for the splitter guards and be grateful for the added protection for my investment. 

If the charging system was standardized, you wouldn’t need the auto industry to provide the charging stations. Gas stations could do that for a fraction of what it would cost to bury a tank and buy new pumps for a new kind of liquid fuel, as if it were 1975 and you had to start selling unleaded.

$2 gas. That is it, in a nutshell. As long as gas is that cheap, you will never, ever recoup the initial expense. Even if you use your EV as a taxi.

That's a scary thought. 

The “gun nuts” that MBCock is referring to are the ones who insist that the Second Amendment is absolute and should guarantee that even the looniest of the loonies can obtain any weapon of mass destruction they want.

I also heard Trump doesn't have a butthole.

I sure hope Congress tightens the screws come budget time. Give that orange buffoon zero leeway on spending. 

...even of he had a coupon.

No one is intimidated by a Nissan Rogue.

And a bag of pot.

And then, 20 years from now, some car maker will reinvent the thing and claim it was an all new original idea.

For applications requiring cream cheese, there is no substitute for Philadelphia.

It doesn’t help when that light is red for two goddamned minutes, then green for like a ten-count. By the time it turns green, you’re totally surprised by it and you don’t manage to get moving until the first five or so seconds have elapsed.