You do, however, have to move left if you can.

Another one. The shoulder is not a passing lane. We all hate sitting in stalled traffic just as much as you do, but unless you’re getting off the Interstate and have a clear shot at that exit up ahead, stay the fuck off the goddamned shoulder. It’s illegal, for one thing.

I have lifted off the gas, or adjusted my cruise control to exactly the posted speed limit, in response to a particularly bad tailgater. No brake lights, just slower driving. They eventually get the message. 

I bet he was a three percenter, too. Fucking asshole.

When I lived in upstate New York, snow tires made all the difference. Not quite as cold, but a lot more snow.

Judge me if you must, but it’s a guaranteed losing issue. We simply do not have time for that shit.

A lot of them charged extra,for the rear bumper.

When I got canned by that one company which had just started unlimited PTO, I made sure to mention that on Glassdoor.

And the machines were simpler in design than their counterparts today. They were designed to be put together in a hurry, yet still do the job.

Of course he didn't. That's the point. 

And there is nothing to prevent Congress and/or the Justice department from continuing the inquiry past 1/20/21.

3/4 of which need to be dragged to the polls on Election Day. 

I buy that. The only thing I need to do with my electric lawn mower is make sure the battery is charged. Other than that, it should run forever.

The Volt was an unnecessarily complicated Rube Goldberg machine from the get go. I thought it was yet another unserious effort by GM to make people think electrifying cars was unworkable. 

Yep. 

What I want to know is whether Lenin actually said that shit. I mean, I could put words into any dead guy’s mouth, like:

I find it chilling that a third party can just shut down your account like that. Never mind the nature of the victim's business.

Rreminds me of that movie Tin Men, where Richard Dreyfuss bought a new Cadillac and had it slammed into (by Danny Devito in another Cadillac) as he was driving it off the dealer’s lot.

Or you watch a legit video from a company that sells and advises people about various investment grade precious metal coins and such, and you get flooded with all the Glenn Beck types who talk about the impending fiscal apocalypse brought about by fiat currency.

Payday loan shops run ads suggesting people get these loans to pay for vacations and Christmas shopping. You fail at fake outrage.