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Can we just stop with the "Latin@s" thing? It's grammatically incorrect. The word Latinos is already inclusive of both genders; there's no need for this ridiculous invention. No one will think you're only speaking of men if you use the correct plural form.

Oof. I can't stand Blake Lively, but I'm in. I'm so in. I'm very in.

Where are all these people? Every time I've ever tried out Second Life, everything's empty and dead and boring as hell. There's no one to meet. I went into a couple of the pervy places out of desperation, but...ugh. Gross.

Why do you have the word peer in quotes?

Note to self: watch Glue.

I modeled mine after Desmond Morris. I'm not sure I want to know what that says about me (or him).

YES. SO MUCH YES.

I'm 5 feet tall and pear-shaped and plump. I look awesome in skinny jeans. You would, too! Plus, I feel like I'm scamming society because they're so damn comfortable. Skinny jeans are the real pyjama jeans.

I'm more afraid of getting valley fever than ebola. Oh, hiking, how you'll be the death of me.

Really? A mechanic in wartime has "little actual practical importance" in your world? Do go on.

It's more like a dorm, really. Only nicer.

Actual shot of Ultimate Warrior at the Pearly Gates.

This is a direct quote from one of her later posts on this thread. Am I still delusional?

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Retta, I love you so much, but some dumb British teens did it better.

I'm not a gay man! I'm not a dude at all! And straight women can be fucking weirdos!

Do you?! I bet it's awesome. Are you comfortable linking to it here?

I've seen this a few times before, but the "age 120" bit gets me every time.

Where I live, 50/50 arrangements are more or less the default barring the parents working out an acceptable arrangement or abuse (or a kid over 13 stating a preference, apparently). One week with the mother, one week with the father and one rarely owes the other parent child support because of it; to me, it seems

Rachel Zoe first shot to mainstream fame after driving several of her clients, including Nicole Richie, to severe eating disorders. Allegedly.

They should! In a special seat with functional arm rests. I don't think it's just my ass, though. Look at the armrests in that picture! They're fucking lowrider armrests. Who are they designed for? Really squat people with disproportionately long arms? I've never used the armrest on a plane simply because I can't.