thegirlwithblueballsofthesoul
TheGirlWithBlueBallsoftheSoul
thegirlwithblueballsofthesoul

Dance magic dance

I’m arachnaphobia, thanks to a special effects makeup tutorial I found on YouTube!

Prince!

Dressed the kid up as Max from “Where the Wild Things Are” then took a walk through a cemetery, naturally.

My kid is Patty.

I opted to celebrate Mardi Gras at my desk with a sadly empty cup, while my 12 year old daughter went Steampunk, sporting the once forbidden red lip:

Alex from Clockwork Orange; trying to put the makeup on him!!!

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Reverse mermaid

My hair is still all sorts of tangled today.

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

I did an Operation costume, my daughter was Inigo Montoya

I discovered I have a hidden talent of causing clown phobias. I’m not sure what to do with this power.

Is it fleek? I’m don’t know what it means but I want to know if it’s fleek.

Dab? Back to google for my elderly self.

I know it’s good news and I’m of course relieved for the polish women.

Plot-Twist

I grew up in rural Minnesota. Every single 14 year old dude I knew had a gun. Plenty of them were busy with harmless activities while also owning guns. hell, most of them considered the fact that they were teenagers who owned guns as evidence that they were good moral Christian Americans. The primary difference here

Sometimes I like to imagine that he is just dying for someone to give him an easy out. Half the time I really do think he thought this would be a good publicity stunt and then he just kept winning and things got out of control.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?