Utterly unrelated, but the concept of “Blue Balls of the Soul” is goddamned golden.  That is all.

It’s pretty weird how much people will flip out at you for saying you didn’t enjoy the special. That hunkahunkakinja troll and a couple other freaks went off at me in an AV Club thread about this for literally saying, “I didn’t think it was funny so I turned it off.”

What’s the chances she lied about her age also?

That’s simply not rational you know. And so ridiculously able-bodied privileged I actually laughed (not at your mom, to be clear, at your skeptism). Oh to even have an option not to trust doctors. That doesn’t exist for millions of people.

THIS BE MY FAVE RESPONSE 

Or, you could just, you know, get a membership.

I’m a UK based sex worker and want to let you know how that Jezebel’s attitude on sex work makes a massive improvement to my quality of life. I look at Jezebel several times a day and to have one media outlet that consistently respects sex workers, supports sex worker organising and differentiates between coerced…

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

And, if you don’t know what it’s like to have the entire world openly criticize, judge, throw uninformed opinions,

As a father, go fuck yourself.

We need to stop this “I’m entitled to my opinion” non-sense. All opinions are not of value nor should they be respected. I know absolutely nothing about nuclear physics. My opinion on the topic of nuclear physics makes about as much sense as a soup sandwich.

So – I’m a little busy right now to do a truly comprehensive list without getting a check for it – especially since I’d essentially be doing the author’s work – but would it not have been useful to at least list *some* of the most prominent current women whose work has been co-opted and whitewashed and erased?

I’ve never understood that whole submissive shit only lying on the woman. Do people not read the rest of that scripture? It says something that the man should love like Christ loved the church. Homie died for the church, which for me symbolizes the ultimate submission. Die for me then i’ll make you a sandwich.

It wouldn’t have been a problem if she’d been part of the highly respected and well-known monogrammed thermos industry instead.

If getting rid of athletics would “destroy the University” I have to question if the institution has lost sight of why it exist in the first place.

I can’t even imagine what it must be like to go through life being as big of a piece of shit as you clearly are.

I’m assuming it powered by ICE?

What parts of rural Maryland make it not-southern to you? I hear this often from folks from the deep south, and always wonder what makes it feel different to them.

Yes, ideas of the afterlife have changed considerably since “rest in peace” became something to say and/or write on a grave; it was a nice way of saying “may this person’s soul not go to hell and be tortured.” Not really what most of us are going for these days when comforting the grief-stricken.