I am sharing this to find the last few remaining Problematic White Dudes on my social media. Then blocking them when they inevitably argue about it. I am a female comic, and I am tired as fuck about trying to explain why I did not enjoy this performance.

I just asked my daughter if she would want to see this man naked. She threw up a bit in her mouth, and now I want to make it a gif and tweet it to him. 

This is horrifying. My son was in his late teens before he clued in that we were almost poor as dirt and lived in the worst neighborhood in town because a parent ALL my energy went into making sure he felt happy and safe. There is a good chance that many of these children would have no idea why they left. 

I just don’t understand how parents could NOT wish a lifetime of healthy, happy, good, consensual, sex for their offspring. Especially when the majority of these “mama bears” pretty much demand grandchildren. How do they think the grandchildren happen? WTF?

How does one pronounce half of these YouTube rap stars names? They all look like a middle schooler’s first email address to me.

“May you rest in excitement” was where I lost it and I don’t know who either of these people are. I always thought that r.i.p was unfair to some friends and family who also found “peace” boring. I will use this phrase, and I hope someday someone uses it for me too. R.I.E Ms. Elias, R.I.E

“Should something go awry” ... This just breaks me. My white looking son will never think this. He never has to think twice. He has broken up fights, he has offered help, he has dealt with the police. Tell me again how white privilege is not a thing. smh

I am going to file this under “Party favors for guests I do not like, attending a party I did not want to host”

“Well, first, fuck you for asking me to provide proof of racism”

“racial” but “not racist” ....... My own damn racist white relatives say shit like this. Usually when trying to defend some asshole who gives them a good deal on kitchen tattoos or winter tires. Normally my response would be “that’s some white bullshit” but now I am just really really confused.

Isn’t it lovely to feel that little bit of warmth <3

Good for you for doing some really hard work! <3

That is AWESOME!!!!

Ugh. Honestly I try to never mention his name. But I post the names and details of the 14 women every single year on Facebook

Every year since 1989 I have cried on December 6th, as that was the day of the massacre of 14 women at L’ecole Polytechnique in Montreal. Today was the first time since I was 13 that I have felt hope behind the sadness. The choice Time made to proclaim these women Person of the Year, is amazing to me. Abusers are…

I am Canadian, and believe me, we absolutely have these weirdos. It is utterly baffling. There have been a few recent cases of parents being sent to jail for the deaths of children that they treated with essential oils etc. because they do not believe in medicine.

All the stories about rich-lady networking/self-help cults make me so happy that I am poor, unmotivated and hate people.

Absolutely! We are already back to our proper snarky selves.

Two weirdos in love. These costumes were a great excuse to be disgustingly adorable.

I am now legitimately fearful that this will become a thing.