thegirlwithblueballsofthesoul
TheGirlWithBlueBallsoftheSoul
thegirlwithblueballsofthesoul

Thank you for sharing these fun facts of your friend, you made her real to me, and I appreciate that. I know if my best friend was gone, I would be torn between shouting from the rooftops every wonderful thing about her, and jealously guarding every memory to myself. Hugs from an internet stranger.

There are 5 little kids who live in the public housing across the street from me. Every day I see them together. A white boy, two black boys, a little Syrian refugee girl and her older sister who wears a hijab. They hold hands, they run around, they laugh. They are FRIENDS. I have to keep these kids in my head when I

I got this tattoo a couple months ago. It felt, timely.

I am Canadian and this is where I kind of proudly lost it.

Ms. Furtado, your performances with Tony Duncan are wonderful. Also, you and people like Craig Parry and those fabulous kids, are why I choose to live where the air hurts my face.

Justin looks like he can’t wait to get the fuck out of there and smoke a joint. I love my Prime Minister.

It is either silence, or trying to talk over. Both drive me crazy.

I worked during the opening and lasted until the February before Target went under. My job was to get the electronics off the truck and onto the shelves and keep the locked back room of DVDs and Playstations organized. However, all people wanted was yarn. Fucking yarn. All day everyday you could hear this conversation

I have had the most miserable 6 weeks dealing with a break up, and an infestation of bed bugs in my apartment. I have no idea why, but the fact that you received the sexy carps and ladies calendar, again, fucking delights me.

I have a feeling that is very accurate.

I weep with the thought of what Duterte and the Three Day Old Licked but Not Swallowed Orange Jello Shot have in common. I am guessing “something something kill all the druggies blah blah terrific.”

Me too!! I kept thinking “oh no, they FOUND us”

As a parent, I would be SO MAD at the school for taking away two things. 1. My child’s privacy and right to tell me something on their own time/terms and 2. RUINING my chance to be an Awesome Mom by being super accepting and chill, and turning it into a really great story and bond strengthening thing as we baked

I need to see more of this “boycott” from the point of view of the baristas.

40 year old here, and I just stuck out my tongue and flipped the bird at Twitter like a totally mature adult.

As a Canadian, watching in horror, all I have to say is, I believe in you guys. Clinton had the popular vote. The majority of Americans did the right thing. Dark times in the U.S have produced giants among activists. You have literally forced progress when it had to be done, you can do it again.

This is amazing!!

My mini wanted Alice in Wonderland and I did The Little Mermaid, classic glam and a washed up version with a hook in my face. Because I can sew, it all only cost me about $25 Canadian dollars. We love Halloween. Also, I’ve never posted pics so I’m sorry if they are huge or tiny.

I only just learned about the weed dabs from my 20 year old son. What is this new dab?! Stop changing the things! Dammit I just turned 40 and thought I was all the cool for having the dabs at my party. But I feel not cool because they were not these new dabs. Everyone just get off my lawn and leave me to my marijuanas.

Being a Mom is terrifying in general. I cannot wrap my head around how much scarier it is Momming while Black.