I had the EXACT same reaction, what in the ever loving fuck is this shit? How do you squeeze in the confederate flag? What kind of mental gymnastics does that even take? I don’t need more coffee, I need more booze in my coffee, this is too much.

Why the Hell did I decide to save this for a Monday morning? There exists no coffee strong enough to cope with this shit. My son has brought home numerous blind drunk young women, ushered them to the couch, given them a blanket, a clean bucket by their face, and left a glass of water next to their purse, before…

If they are so worried about trying to recruit and/or breed more Catholics, this is a terrible way to go about it.

Oh that is IT. If anyone needs me I will be drawing evil moustaches on pictures of NRA head honchos and hugging my dog.

Is that what it is? I am so glad to have the right diagnosis, I was starting to think I was having some kind of stroke.

I came here to add something meaningful to the conversation but all my brain will let my fingers type is “OH FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH YOUR SHIT!”

Some people look at me like I am the laziest parent ever because all I “want” for my kids is for them to be happy, kind, self sufficient, and HAPPY. I want them to be good people, not soldiers of tradition. I get feeling bad because your kid fucked up, that is par for the course, but I can’t wrap my head around being…

I have been known to mutter “at least she loves the Go-Go’s” to myself whenever my 13 year old daughter is being a total 13 year old.

I would take being kicked out of a ladies room for looking too butch as an invitation to flaunt my lady bits, and pee on some bigot’s feet.

Everything about this makes me ridiculously happy.

I am almost 40 and my partner is 26 and his family hates my cradle robbing guts. We are calling our wedding Shit Show 2017 FTW. And no, not “for the win”.

I have had 2 kids, and can tell you first hand that if you can avoid pregnancy and child birth to have babies, DO IT. Pregnancy and labour/delivery is the worst. I can honestly say I preferred having ecoli.

I came here to say the exact same thing. What absolute arseholes.

More designers should do this. Live panda sex would have really livened up the Balmain/Yeezy show while staying true to the neutral palette.

*sigh* Come back Regretsy, your people need you.

Just come to Canada, all of you. Health care, abortions, and weed for all.

No, you are not.

...”I used it the summer I got a maggot infestation in the bin”

There are not enough slow clap/mic drop .gifs on all the interwebs to express my admiration of your troll slaying capabilities. Well done.

It takes a damaged mind to come up with a way to make fish fluffy, and then feed it to people.