and by fish they mean mackerel a-plenty!

hee hee. It was one of the highlights of every Tupperware party and/or baby shower I was ever dragged to.

Let me spare you one round of trial and error by saying white Wonder Bread is not the right kind of bread.

I remember a lot of weird 70s throwback recipes from my 1980s childhood. Canned spaghetti on toast anyone? Marachino cherry & cream cheese sandwich? Sex in a Pan? (actually the Sex in a Pan is amazing, not only for the sex puns)

Things are pretty emotional here. After years of rule under the Evil Lego Man Disguised as a Human Harper, it kind of feels like we are truly being our Canadian selves again. Not gonna lie, I have been kind of weepy with pride since Trudeau was elected. Also, making mittens for refugees, because it does get right cold…

Visible kittens at all times are now my secret to not having rage induced aneurysms when I internet.

..and if not yesterday or today, then clearly they would have tomorrow..... ugh.

Is disappointedragesadness a thing? I think that is what I feel. Mostly I just want to smoke all the weed and look at unusual pairs of baby animals until I forget.

I like the cut of your jib. And your soaking things in bourbon-ness, that is top notch.

My daughter ate so much she was like a human nipple ring. One day I could not face walking across the kitchen, yet again, while nursing that tiny voracious beast. I squirted some boob juice into my coffee with my free hand and tit. It was, not bad, but not like delicious coffee cream. Obviously I snuck some into my…

Clearly, they want to know what the plan is for hunting MICES.

If there is a post from anyone, even people I have never met, on my Facebook news feed about their pet dying, even pets I have never met, you better believe I am ugly crying no matter where I am. It has happened on the bus, at work, and while picking my kids up from school. You cannot even say “Rainbow bridge” without…

Yes, my immediate instinct is to associate pimping with exploitation. My understanding has been that safe, legal places to work are essential but I think I have read so many articles where brothel=misery that I forget that there exists plenty of legal places that are in fact, brothels.

I agree with you entirely about the current laws, and thank you for your explanation of the definition of pimping. I had a vague idea that landlords could get some kind of hassle if they are found to be in the know about illegal activity but I did not understand how these laws are effectively denying sex workers safe…

I would need to read the more from Amnesty to really make an informed decision but I am having major issues with decriminalizing pimping. It seems contrary to protecting the people doing the real sex work.

Yes it does!!

If they are so damn religious why do they need insurance? Is God not rewarding them for their belief by making sure they never get sick or hit by a car? Is not everything, according to religion, an act of God? I find it morally reprehensible that they would want to be compensated for divine intervention in their…

This makes a lot more sense to me than a reminder to “Breathe” on my wrist. I actually do forget to stay properly hydrated and I get the hangovers to prove it. Forgetting to suck some air into my lungs every few seconds of life, so far not an issue.

I have a 12 year old daughter that I routinely bribe with nutella and internet access for the purpose of kittens. Damn. I just thought I was sick of negotiating with someone who thinks asking to clean her room= unwanted & unloved. Apparently I am grooming her to be a Teen Terror Bride. I can't do anything right :(

I had an imaginary friend named Betty for a few years. One time we moved from the east coast to Ottawa and I hated it so I convinced my (very good sport of a) mother to have a luau for Betty. I had no friends there so it was a whole bunch of grown ups and one 7 year old.