Man, I am only 38 and thought I was pretty sexually well rounded and open minded. This whole mainstream ass-eating thing is giving me fits of "You crazy kids turn down that awful music and get off my lawn!!" but with sexual metaphors.

All I am going to say is smoking a joint for pain reduction and to somehow set some kind of relaxing mood for giving yourself an at home brazillian wax is exactly as clever as it sounds.

I can't speak for the parents who are doing this, I don't know their lives, but I do know that for myself I have always tried to make sure that nothing I do as a parent can be easily fetishized by my child. I get that parents fuck up and kids wind up in therapy but " My mom spanked me in front of uniformed police…

I am assuming that all the parents who are freaked out about the extruder being dildo shaped actually at one point in time showed their kids dildos and said "this is what grown ups buy to insert in themselves for sexy time" otherwise why the hell are they so concerned that their offspring are going to tell all their…

I got in trouble once from a bunch of PinterMoms because I let a their kids make super awesomely adorable gingerbread house and then ACTUALLY EAT THEM. I guess I ruined their grand plans to keep the house over Christmas for photo ops. I don't really care. Their kids like me better.

I feel like I should either offer my sympathies or ask if you are OK. Are you OK? I am sorry you are in Florida. At least there is good food right?

I can barely type my vision is so blurred with tears of gratitude that you did not post the pictures. Of course, some of the tears are for the shattered hopes I had for the internet. Just fucking unplug it now.

Oh yippeee another "statement" I can make about being a woman that is actually 10 times more effort than just doing whatever the fuck I feel like that day. Geesh.

Have you ever attempted an all feline reenactment? I saw cat battle armour on Etsy and got ideas. Cercei, played by a ginger tabby called Minge, kept trying to hump the shit out of Hodor, a Maine Coon named Chewbacca. It added nothing to the plot.

Can this judge come to North America and teach all the other judges how to rule on clinic harassment? Clearly ours are missing something.

I like you. *runs off to do housework and sing about thingamabobs*

It is Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada and this has me all emotional. Happy emotional.

Am I the only one who thinks Bumpies sound like an STD?

I have a friend i can no longer take seriously because her profile pic for everything is her bump. Only the bump and protruding bellybutton, no clothes and nothing else in the shot. It looks like a boob. A big boob with an oddly pale nipple. I like boobs but I find this one aggressive, she posts a lot so it is always…

You are possibly one of the best big sisters in the whole damn world!

But will it be fizzy?

Female man cave is too clunky for something so feminine. Yet lady cave, as in, Hey check out my ginormous lady cave brimming with perfume and hand bags! Is curiously scary. Like, I want to go into some fantastic ladyland filled with things I enjoy, but what if it really is a huge vagina? Also I will never have enough…

My inner 6 year old also loves the idea of tiny glitter cannons. However the mom in me just fainted in horror. Glitter CANNONS!?! Fuck that. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

When my daughter was ten she asked how she could become a princess. I said she could move to Europe or the Middle East and marry a man her Grandfathers age whom she hardly knows. I offered to make some calls, hoping for a beneficial alliance with a powerful head of state, but She never really brought it up again.

When my daughter was ten she asked how she could become a princess. I said she could move to Europe or the Middle East and marry a man her Grandfathers age whom she hardly knows. I offered to make some calls, hoping for a beneficial alliance with a powerful head of state, but She never really brought it up again.