thegirlwhowaitedlostherkey
The Girl who waited lost her key
thegirlwhowaitedlostherkey

I got a jaywalking citation. My lawyer, Giuliani, plead it down to first degree murder.

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

If anyone is looking for a good president, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Donald Trump!

Eeverybody's got their thing.

You feel like having a dolphin plunge into you?

To be fair, pornstars have gotten a lot of people through hard times.

I always wonder who he considers “they/they’re” when he writes shit like this. Who, motherfucker, the US government? The folks who write the laws???

You mean Publius has been practicing his best “Draw, pardner!” for nothing?

These are complicated tax law questions, often beyond the casual understanding of random jurors. The judge didn’t really give them the guidance they would have needed in order to really understand the details, and he prevented the prosecution from presenting some evidence that would have clarified how the charges

The useful skill of gun fighting? 

you’re joking, right?

LOL, if that is all you think Russia did, you are delusional. They bought ads in addition to hacking both parties (then released only the stuff hurting Democrats), and hacking/creating false users on most social media platforms, creating false news and propagating it and many other things.

The monuments are exactly what they were made for... flash points for those who harbor hatred for people of color to rally around. The statues were made to be reminders of white supremacy, and that there were many who were prepared to fight to the death to defend it, and the institution of slavery and inhumanity to

you young’uns probably don’t remember when Madonna first showed up on the music scene. She was a pretentious insufferable bore then and nothing has changed.

As someone who moved to the frozen north from the mid-south (Kentucky), I know more than a few people who genuinely try to make the argument that destroying these statues is tantamount to “destroying history.”

...a number of those people no longer speak to me, because I had the temerity to suggest, “Well, look, if it’s

Yeah, but “civility” and “heritage” or some shit.

If you weight these polls by income the way the founders intended, the vast majority of Americans are just fine with things. 

buddy you gotta have a url in there or that isn’t gonna target anywhere, can I recommend a remedial HTML class for you