Try not living on Twitter or the internet in general. It helps.

So are we ever going to get to a point where at least some things are not-awful? I don’t look at our past with rose-colored glasses, trust me, but I do seem to remember being able to read the news without questioning my own sanity on a daily basis. Like... can we just go back to that? I don’t need perfection. I don’t…

I too am a fellow fit person. I fit into 2xl shirts, husky pants, size 48 jackets, most barrels...

Jen: I’m not ready to get divorced.

Dear Lord, the first date. She actually dressed like it was a date while he looked like he rolled out of bed and threw on whatever smelled the cleanest. If someone can’t be fucked to put on something decent for a first date at a fancy restaurant then run. Being a rebound to his mistress isn’t something to strive for

Maybe Ben is being treated for worms?

I asked “too many questions” of my PCP and got a letter informing me that I was no longer welcome.

As a doctor who knows other doctors, this is in no way a new development.

“The law, as well as department policy, requires officers to report when they fire their weapons, and no officer reported such an incident, according to Guglielmi.”

She looks like a mime who couldn’t convey ‘unearned haughtiness’ and took a shortcut. With tweezers and paint. By candlelight.

She created one job: there’s now a clerk position available 

It’s always those with ill-mannered brows. She’s giving Nike swoops a run for their money.

Saw him walk in the cafeteria in HS turned to my friend and said I am going to marry him! On July 15^th we celebrated our 40^th anniversary

Just like Pete, I’m also a member of the Out Of My League club! Saw her dancing to music and instantly fell in love. Been married for almost 7 disgustingly blissful years!

I met my husband in line at the grocery store. We went on our first date two weeks later, and were married exactly 6 months afterward. Tomorrow is our 11th anniversary. Sometimes you just know.

I randomly talked to Mr. Atom on the phone when we were in college. He’d called my friend for some class homework. Friend was out of the room, and I answered. An hour later, and we had plans for lunch the next day. After I hung up with him, I called my LD boyfriend and broke up with him because I knew, I just knew…

It wasn’t “at first site” and it wasn’t even very “awwww” but during our first conversation with Mr. Nom, it hit me, “I think this is the guy I’m gonna marry.” I didn’t even *want* to get married, ever. But we were basically living together within a couple weeks, five years later we got hitched and it’s been 13 years…

Yeah, that happened to me as well. Unfortunately, I was 14 and Lynda Carter was already married...

Re: Knowing when you meet the one.
Well, I can’t say anything about Grande’s love at first sight moment, but I can say I had one when I first saw my one and only, Mr. UrbanAchiever. A mutual friend had a b&w image of Mr. UA, and showed it to me. And I swear, bells went off in my head. We met a couple of weeks later in…