No, calling at all hours of the night is a failure of professionalism. If everyone was doing their job right, nobody would be making or receiving calls late at night. If one of my colleagues called me late at night, it better be because help was needed in finishing off a plate of wings.

IQ tests measure (some would say inaccurately) intelligence. They do not measure knowledge, awareness, competence, or mental health status. Be aware that the notion of the science genius who can’t manage to wear matching socks, tends to walk into traffic, and often misses his own lectures is based in cold, hard…

Have to say that sign saying ‘you assholes again?!!’ should be perfect for every time they do this

https://faketrumptweet.com

Meanwhile, three white women left the store with mead organizers under their blouses and pens down their crack...

The second tweet says it all: He was okay with her being shitty as long as she continued to praise him. I could heel turn, become a vocal Trump sycophant on Twitter, pay for clicks to get noticed more, and be a White House employee before the end of next summer. 

I told him to try working it out, if possible, because she only said GREAT things about me

Obviously you haven’t seen Judy Garland’s version.

Black women die at three times the rate as white women in child birth due to stressors and inequalities, and our babies die two-fold due to the same. Just leave us alone dammit.

while my nephew, Stephen, was famously recovering from the hardships of his high school cafeteria in Santa Monica

The IT Crowd is streaming on Netflix. Watch it immediately.

My coworker is a Mensa douche. 155 IQ. Complete incompetent and a psychopath to boot. The guy struggled to get tenure in the 1980s when they handed it out like candy.

Is there an IQ test that ranges from 1 to 1000?

Jesco: [lying on couch; girlfriend walks into living room] Oh, hi sweetie. I...heard you were thinking about quitting drinking.

I would welcome 1,000 Josephs from anywhere in the world over 1 worthless shitstain like Stephen Miller.

The same congress that moved at the speed of light to open approximately 400 investigations into Benghazi

Welp. I decide I’m going to steal from you. I put the items under my top to the point that there is a perfectly round bulge the size of Cape Hatteras arriving at the register 5 minutes before the REST of my body gets there. **sneaky ain’t I?** THEN I GO STAND IN THE CHECKOUT LINE WITH THE STOLEN ITEMS UNDER MY TOP AND…

My ex-MIL has often insisted that Trump has an IQ in the 150s, but I’m beginning to get the impression that he’s actually not the sharpest tool in the shed.

So in the past week Putin has appointed Steven Seagal as special ambassador to the US and Trump is now embroiled in a secret recordings controversy with Omarosa Manigault Newman.