Of course she is. Who do you think Toro Landscaper stole her entire act from?

Of course she’s a thing. Did you mistake her for being human?

I think it’s just a suit printed on a onezy pajama with a zipper up the back. Which would explain why it’s so ill fitting.

Looking forward to Trump calling for a mass-boycott of insulin.

Steal whatever you need

Kanye West is garbage. The Kardashians are also garbage. All these garbage people have more money than i’ll ever see in my lifetime, let alone most people’s lifetime. Meanwhile, i’m over here wondering if I’ll have enough money this week to be able to buy toilet paper or if I should just go to the local community…

watch out, Shit Grampa’s trying sarcasm now

You’d normally be correct but Children of the Corn was a rare King story located outside of Maine/New England. 

Definitely true, though like most of her ilk she doesn’t like being called “racist” (aka the white-person n-word)

Don’t care if it’s photoshopped. It feels like it’s true so it is true.

Yep.  Also, he would never use the word “numerous” over “many.”

100% “something they are unable to define” is a construction that trump would never, ever use.

“A football game, that fans are paying soooo much money to watch and enjoy, is no place to protest. Most of that money goes to the players anyway.”

Paul Ryan and Scott Walker, two of the biggest Ayn Rand psychopaths going, are fans of the Green Bay Packers, a not for profit, fan-owned cooperative. All sports fans should have that right.

If you need to explain that your comments aren’t racist...
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Homegirl with the yogurt bobbing in and out of shot?

From Mary’s FB page.

Even if she’s eating cranberry kale potato salad, I still like Susan the backup dancer.

Smallest state I’ve ever visited, no doubt.

Note that she is ON BEAT THE WHOLE. DAMN. TIME.