Peak Oregon.

Isn’t frozen water ice? Isn’t aerosolized water mist? Isn’t heat or pressure vaporized water steam? In other words, isn’t it valid to use “liquid” as a qualifier for its state?

Eh, I’m of the opinion we shouldn’t be allowed onto any other planets considering what we’ve done to this one.

If you let the video keep running, the next story is that someone took a pick axe to Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame overnight and completely removed it. A feel-good story about vandalism.

So like 5 pairs then? 

The women were easy to identify however at the next yoga class when everyone could see their asses through the fabric.

According to their advertising, Lululemon is all about making you feel more confident and brave. The thieves were obviously feeling those vibes.

$100 leggings?  Remind me again who is doing the actual stealing here?

“What kind of lawyer would tape a client?” The kind of lawyer who KNEW that said client was a fucking liar and would hang said lawyer out to dry to save his ass from all the shady dealings of said client!

This is the only real take on this story.

Months went by without me thinking about Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop.

I just don’t get the appeal of GP.

He needs to be a man and ust throw down the goddamned hammer on the television.

Oh no Ms. Maitlis what are you doing? Don’t you realize you’ll never be invited to those fancy DC parties that the US based media establishment has sacrificed their journalistic integrity to attend?!?   

Jersey resident chiming in: it’s going to be legalalized as the first in the mid-atlantic. Three HUGE reasons.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Splinter.

What’s weird is true capitalists should love this shit. Government-financed roads give companies the infrastructure they need to move goods and people cheaply and easily. Government-financed education provides a glut of educated workers that ensures a healthy supply of high-quality labor while giving the ability to…

I mean, to be fair, there is a growing contingent of people who actually believe that it’s an unfair idea to have governments create public roads.

Once that guy with an NRA hat for a facebook profile responded to my comment about about the need for expanded public transit in Atlanta with “TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT!” followed by three snowflake emojis, I knew I’d been bested.