Seconded and another suggestion from a DC transplant: raise fares. Riding the New York Subway is cheap. Which is nice, except, you know, it needs to be maintained.

The most depressing RX-8 story I know is my good buddy’s. Totaled in a hit and run while it was just sitting out in front of his house. He got a Toyotabaru as a replacement, so the pain never really goes away.

Agreed. These are cars that I love, but not at that price.

I scrolled through the comments explicitly to find someone making this reference.

Yeah, as soon as I posted I thought of that. Still, an equal amount of fatalism every time they show up to the playoffs.

The 90s Buffalo Bills of hockey. Ovechkin is the Jim Kelly of hockey.

Pancakes? What are you, five?

I had a Monte of similar vintage, and, AGREED.

Chances are, you bought ‘em already!

Jesus that’s dark. I feel like you need a hug. I need a hug!

1. Rated R

Literally every Burneko Take boils down to “things aren’t as good as they were when I was a kid. Sad!”

It looks fine to Frank Gorshin, but it looks offensively terrible to the other guy!

I was thinking more Frank Gorshin in“Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” Special Edition:

Peter Parker is the height of FAKE NEWS he stages Spidey photo ops all the time! Sad FAILING Daily Bugle can’t even bring me pictures of Spider-Man without resorting to FAKE NEWS!

It’s not a gay or straight thing. It’s a Mac thing.

Every winter coat I’ve owned since smoking bans came to bars would respectfully beg to fucking differ.

I will smash your face into a jelly. This is the worst list in the history of lists.