I fear that I am one of the few people on Earth who actually loves Smart cars...

You’re really trying to anger Mercedes aren’t you?

Being from a multi-service military family, I think you have that progression spot on.

If the only thing preventing me from certain death is my car’s AC- I would just plain avoid going to this place.

Well, maybe I /want/ people to think about Michael Bay transformers when they look at my car’s butt.

didnt a recently departed writer for jalopnik just post this on twitter saying

And that’s why you don’t let the customer change the address on a expensive delivery.

It’s been far too short of a time between when I last thought of Kato Kaelin.  30 years of nothing thinking of him wasn’t enough.

This front clip looks like what Norco smells.

I’m the writer and you’re the reader

The gold looks better than the default silver tbh

You’d think that the back doors of a police cruiser shouldn’t be openable from the inside at all.

You’d think that a cop would know that.  

My guess is that the ABS module was removed to get the engine to fit

say it with me kids: if you’re detained by police, you cannot consent to sexual activity. what’s it called when you perform sexual activities with someone who cannot consent? rape/sexual assault

I don’t cruise, but have watched enough travel videos from those who do to understand that the design of modern cruise ships make it VERY hard to just “fall”. Every railing, ledge, balcony, etc. is at least chest-high for an average-sized adult - some are more than head-high.  The conclusion they all point to is that…

For you whippersnappers, I’ll propose our 1968 Plymouth 4 door, a Fury as I vaguely remember it. In the old days you picked up your new car (late 50s through the 70s) and made a list of everything wrong/not working and brought the car back to the dealer to fix (forget the dealer prep crap). The Plymouth had two pages,…

We are on our second Travel Trailer, Paid cash for both and bought both used.

To me it looks like a 90sHollywood “futuristic” vehicle. You know, where they take a normal car and start sticking polycarb greebles all over it til it looks advanced? Think the cars in Demolition Man. 

Think about childhood psychology from Musk’s bullied school days. He may have a tendency to lash out at critics in revenge flashbacks to those times. I speculate on this without enough context but it’s plausible.

They look like a child’s drawing to me.