I’m pretty sure I know how Kim feels about this.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

Answer me this Shmuckabee: does that mean that the rulings in Hobby Lobby and Citizens United are not law? I just can’t even with these people!!!

Huckabee further argued that since the Supreme Court does not have the authority to make law, it would be unconstitutional for Davis to issue same-sex marriage licenses.

This wouldn’t have happened if we’d elected Milt Romney.

That, my friend, is the best “my body is ready” gif that has ever graced these pages. Oh my gods...I love the anger/passion/urgency in her face. I miss that ignorant slut.

UPSTREAM?

Drunk On Rights In This Country

I have been avoiding Facebook for the past few days, so I get on this morning and rage after seeing #alllivesmatter several times. It’s not ok to shoot an officer, but anyone else? Oh well, 2nd Amendment rights, thugs asking to be shot, etc...

Honestly, it’s really hard to get a genuine laugh about such a morbid subject, but that cracked me the fuck up. Thanks for posting that.

This skit was straight out of my student teaching, when one of my students was so proud that he was bought for $800 at our auction. (Nearly all my kids were black.) It was only after sloooooowwwwwwlllllly breaking shit down that it finally dawned on him that being sold to someone you know absolutely nothing about and…

I had a friend who had a destination wedding on a MONDAY of a regular week! MONSTERS!

destinations weddings

perfect comment to a perfect article!

Why aren’t the house centipedes that start showing up in my apartment every summer classified yet as a hate group? Those fuckers bite.

So true about the people with backpacks on full busses. And the assholes who think their purse needs it’s own seat when the bus is full. Move your shit when the damn thing is packed!

He just sad he got busted, that’s all

I don’t think that’s going to happen.