And he practically got away with it anyway, he managed to duck three counts of aggravated sexual assault. The little shit is crying that his rape wasn’t 100% consequence free, just 85% or so.

It’s Curt Schilling!

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

it makes you wonder how many practical jokes the mom plays on the kid that he keeps saying I hope you're not joking

I looooove how the mom deflects when he says: “How’d you get it IN there?” And she’s like: “We just did ... YOU’RE GONNA BE A BIG BRUTHA!”

I would have lost my shit if he said “Who’s Andy?”

And yet he’s also so enthused! Adorable.

This is a kid who has been burned before.

Oh cool, I thought it was gold mouth like, “oh, you have enough to have a grill now, you’re a boss,” etc. Thanks!

i wanted it to be a kidz bop cover of king kunta so bad

Auto win for Bianca GIF.

When Shannon started complaining about the fat and the sugar I said out loud to my computer “shut UP Shannon!” And I really like her and, of course, feel terrible for what she’s going through.

Mother of a child with Down syndrome here. I also run our local Down syndrome organization. Shit like this just pisses me off. It dilutes our advocacy efforts, and shows what a divided movement we truly are. I am pro-choice. Am I sad when a woman chooses to terminate a Down syndrome pregnancy? Of course. Is it any of…

This is goddamn fantastic.

Now I want to die an early death just so I can put in my obit “Her final wish was that Harper’s government go down in a fiery wreckage as Mulcair rises from the ashes and takes his rightful place in parliament. In lieu of flowers, vote NDP and leave a flaming bag of poop on 24 Sussex Drive’s…

I take that back....Odo from DS9. He’s a Changeling.

That is the beauty of the hyper-connected human race.

that cracks me up eveeeery. damn. time

You want to put your baby in the tanning bed?

omg every time