There were two children skeletons that appeared to be about the same age as the princess that were discovered behind the stairs in like the mid 1600s I think. I know since the advent of DNA testing that historians have been trying to get the bodies exhumed for DNA testing to see if the skeletons are the skeletons of…

dude prolly murdered his nephews and tried to shtup his niece.

This space has been traversed for nearly four months by Jared Kushner, whom I first met about 18 months ago, when he introduced himself after a foreign policy lecture I had given.

*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

*finds any article about our Supreme Maxine Waters*

Spent entirely too long trying to figure out how I never noticed that Paul Hollywood had one tiny T-Rex arm.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Something else that’s present in “Chasing Amy” (albeit as a subplot with Hooper) is the idea of marginalized identities within marginalized communities. How do you reconcile all pieces of yourself when you know that to be public with that is to lose the support of one of the communities you identify with?

Get ready to experience being the coastal elites, Indiana.

In re: Shade Court Docket #2016JZ000202

Scary murder clowns are why you have to have more than one kid, so you have a back-up when the scary murder clown does what it will inevitably do-murder your kid.

If it had been a one-off thing, like Tamra or Nene’s wedding specials it probably would have been okay. But now, it’s a little try too hard for me to enjoy. Everyone on that show is super aware they’re on the show and constantly performing for the cameras. You don’t really get any moments where their guards are down.

DRAG HER, CAROLINE MANZO (is a thing I never thought I would have to say, but here we are. What a crazy world.)

She’ll be able to film her and her mom but she won’t be able to include her daughter, a big part of their divorce and custody battle was that her ex didn’t want their daughter on the show.

I’m convinced that having Jules on the show freaked Bethenny out and that’s why she attacked. Bethenny has a very unhealthy relationship with food and her body. She actively seeks attention and praise for being super thin (think when she posted an Instagram photo of her wearing her toddler daughter’s pajamas with some…

I work on a college campus with survivors of sexual violence. You are 100% correct. What colleges should have is clear procedures to support students accessing those off campus services.

Dicks out for the headphone jack. Am I meme-ing correctly?

“The Daily Show” has been hit or miss since my boo Jon left, but they knocked it out of the park with this segment.