It needs to be said: that ring is boring as shit. I’d take that $140K beauty next to it any day, but I am woman of simple tastes. ;)

I’m just shocked that it was a single ring. Given it’s Costco, I figured it was a box of 50 diamond rings. 

A poll I’d like to see: What percentage of Americans think the country would be better off with Mr Ed as president?

At least this one has nicer hair.

I think this is a deliberate routine to make sure they at least one of them will still be employed when this shit show is all over. Apparently, they host lots of parties and have a very high end lifestyle in DC that costs lots of money. They’re basically playing both sides to make sure they’re never on the outside. 

I’ve got Rick Scott, Marco Rubio, and that utter jackass DeSantis (not to mention Matt Gaetz, while not my representative, still  winds up in the local news plenty)

Well by his standards maybe, like how a goldfish would consider a lemur a prophetic, omnipotent, super-being

That would be AWESOME

And John Kennedy from Louisiana, who has IQ of a bowl of Gumbo with none of the spice, said today that he thought Trump was very, very smart and possibly has an IQ in the genius range.

I would love to do a film fest with you and Danny! The imagination reels.

Trump is the rear half of this stable’s genius...

Sometimes I wonder when Kellyanne Conway will just stop. And then I look at her and realise not even death is that powerful.

I’ve watched enough of Letterman to know that there is no way on earth he actually believes that he’s solved the problem that led to Trump being elected President. He was asked a question and that was his take in the moment.

Why are we snapping at David Letterman now?

The idea of HM and Meghan in a “screaming match” is really hilarious. The writers at US really got imaginative there. “And then banished her to Africa”- omg I’m in stitches. This is like science fiction, it’s so off.

That vote isn’t for another year and a half and we’re watching the bedrock of our democracy being eroded away by venal, greedy grifters and grasping authoritarians with dreams of hegemony.

After all her kids got divorced and the remaining one still married, still has people questioning if the wife is a beard or not, I doubt she gives a single Saxe-Coburg shit about anything the grandkids do that the tabloids find so shout-worthy.

Shit! I’ve been owning Donald Trump on news.avclub.com when I could’ve been voting this whole time! Honey, hold my Drumpf mug — I’m headed to the polls!

Although the Queen isn’t formally educated, I’m sure she knows that “Africa” has 54 different countries. You don’t just “go” there. While she may not be sensitive to the colonial implications, I doubt she’d order her grandchild’s family to live on an entire continent.

I, too, find it impossible to believe that the Queen “screamed” at Meghan or anyone else in the last 50 years. I don’t believe there’s much drama there at all, and if there were it would be a cold, icy stare and extremely uncomfortable silence type of drama, not a screaming type of drama. Archie is the Queen’s eighth…