Oh yay! I love her and am glad she laughed! I didn’t submit this as it’s own story because it wasn’t as good as some other ones but... I was in Central Park waiting to check in at the Plaza and had been watching filming of a scene of Sex and the City. After about 10 minutes it gets pretty boring and I wander off to…

And now I’m even more jealous because that is amazing and let’s me think that he’s actually a pretty cool dude. Are his eyes completely to die for in person? And his smile? Siiiiiiiiigh... so dreamy.

I am SOOOOO jealous right now! OMG! And I’m dying laughing, because of course Michelle was like “Cool lizard, wow!” and Barack is like “Uhhh, hmmmm, I think I prefer not to.”

Nearly falling out of my chair at the idea of a hair metal band staying over at someone’s grandma’s house. This is freaking glorious!

When I was in high school, I worked in the pharmacy of a Wegman’s in upstate, NY. Our favorite, sweetest, nicest regular customer was Alec Baldwin’s mom (well, Mom to all the Baldwin boys), but I didn’t realize that she was their mom. She was an absolute darling and always brought us home baked goods and little gifts,…

Oh I like the before they were famous stories! I went to a pretty small high school in upstate NY, only about 114 in my graduating class, so while there were ‘groupings’ and cliques, most everyone knew each other and got along in general. My main friend group was, let’s call it, group adjacent with another crowd of…

I think I told this one fairly recently on another celebrity related post. It’s not nearly as sweet as my Reba post, but it was definitely much more bizarre and hilarious.

I can’t remember if I’ve told this one here before or not, and while I’ve had several celebrity encounters, this is my favorite.

The whole, oh so attempted casual “Hey, what’s your address and I’ll just drop off your jacket at 2AM” instead of doing what you asked and giving the jacket to my friend who I will see later in the week. LOL, good try dude.

That would have been amazing! I wish they did, they were so cool!

Those tails jumped out at me because of my own Captain Floofy Pants!

I want to quit smoking, so I’m going to ask my doctor for Chantix again. I’ve used it before. So the thing is, I already have massively vivid dreams, and Chantix increases that. Last time I took it all I wanted to do was sleep because it was like going to the movies. Some people have nightmares and night terrors, I…

My cats won’t tell me. I asked.

Why do they all have such amazing brush bottle tails??????

I too remember those days, I almost wonder if we crossed paths in South Beach in the 90s while I was dancing on the bars at Mangoes! Or we were next to each other in the hottest clubs while my Colombian boyfriend bought me ridiculous dresses to show me off at night, as we all blithely wandered past Versace’s mansion?

Thanks love! He and I used to work together ages ago. When he was getting divorced he contacted me because he had been following my FB page and decided he wanted to live in Downtown St. Pete (DTSP) so I helped him and his awesome dog find an apartment We’re not at all romantically compatible, but partners in crime is…

Hahaha! I sometimes think we’re the same but my sentence ends with handcrafted cordials, a shit ton of liquor and wine. We need to combine forces and take over the social niceties of the world!

Maxine my bae! Bring your husband next year! Make a long weekend of it. After six years of pimping this event, the day after I posted I had 3 LGBTQ couples promise to go next year so I’ll be buying a huge sponsorship block of ten people! You would love the entire crew! I have a not fake, but you get it email account…

Oh shit! I meant to post pictures! I’ll do that now!

I got complete banned on all Jez sites the week of January 14th, a few weeks after I won Pissing Contest. No one from Kinja support knows why and none of the writers or editors won’t answer me. Around that same time it seems to have happened to a lot of long time commenters. I’m still ungreyed on almost every other…