Wheeeee! My favorite night of the year was this past Thursday! I am on the advisory board of my local NPR station and this year I was the chair person of our silent auction for our signature, annual event: The Longest Table!!! Fifteen restaurants, 1000 guests, all along the waterfront in spectacular Downtown St.…

Oh my Heart ANDY!!!! Please be careful and rest, I love you so much. I’m glad things are looking up and you’re slow drinking coffee and watching daytime TV. Take care of you, you’re irreplaceable.

I love these posts so much and look forward to them every Saturday. You are the most perfect Krispy Porkchop! Bless you for all you do for these amazing little kitballs. 

I usually skim past the fucking Twits, but that first one somehow got stuck while I was trying to move past it. WTF are you even talking about you god damn ridiculous fool???? There was no fucking trial you moronic twitwit! And you’re lapdog AG is redacting the entire findings.

I was actually just yanking your chain because Kate and I are having that conversation so when I saw you post English Muffin I had to go there.

Well done, you! I give you the Paul Hollywood coveted handshake and eye twinkle!

Damnit! I have plans that weekend (actually I should see if those plans are firm), and also have a bunch of liquid assets tied up right now due to tax season, investment changes and a mortgage refi, otherwise I’d book the train and be checking flight rates right now.

I see you’ve read the conversation I had with Kate regarding veggie burgers on English muffins then?

I think it originally happened one night when I really wanted a veggie burger but didn’t have any buns and realized the English Muffin was almost the exact diameter as the M* patty. Normally I get Publix French hamburger buns, but I don’t do it often because they tend to mold before I finish them or remember to chuck…

Cheers my love! To Freedom Cheese!

Yepisode, those were the ones I had and I'll happily get a new pair now.

I know! I’m saying! Capitalism has gone too far!

Te quiera mi besita

I don’t get how fantasy leagues work either, I just like pretending to eavesdrop on my imaginary ‘friends’ and deciding who’s tastes align with mine better while still loving all of them. It’s just silly fun. 

There are varieties just like all cheeses, you can read about it here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

You do realize American cheese is a thing that is not just only Kraft cheez product in plastic sleeves right? And stuff like Kraft and Velveeta (not arguing this is better than ‘real’ cheese) melt better without losing flavor or character and producing a shit ton of fat; a lot of chef’s including on here and…

Kate, I wish I could have voted for you, but alas, Gwen’s was a classic combo so I went with that. I also completely hate eggs unless they are in omelettes or frittatas or covered with enough other things that I don’t have to acknowledge them at all.

Besos bambina, besos!

Whatever Bibi, Dutarte, Putin, Kim and MSB tell him. He really really wants the cool dictators to like him, like him.

Thanks hon. And it’s okay, we find each other. I like this account because in my head I yell it as AIIIIIIIIIII mamaSEEEEEEta!