Come to boston like literally start driving now

so

The way she calls him Stephen tho

No more Paul Calandra, Joe Oliver, or Julian Fantino. Oh god, just saying that made me orgasm a little

Pffffffft.

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS OMGGGGGGG

It's crazy, sarky snark aside. I am really bummed about Peggy Nash and Megan Leslie.

YES BENJAMIN YES THESE THINGS

I hate to go around popping everyone’s NDP bubbles*, but landslides like this are not the result of strategic voting. They are the result of a pretty weak campaign run by Mulcair, and the fact that, actually, Canadians really fucking like Justin Trudeau.

Take a chill pill, Mulcair.

I can't upload GIFs at work but you should know that my current status is somewhere in between Jessica Lange laughing shadily and Ursula from the Little Mermaid riding on a black wave.

FYI I am watching this is my office with the door closed and the sound turned down low and I am laughing uncontrollably HOW THE FUCK DID P.O.D. BECOME A THING THAT WAS ON MTV

If women always get what they want, I should be getting fucked by Idris Elba while riding a unicorn that farts rainbows on a beach where the sand is candy right this minute.

Getting dumped by text SUCKS. The love of my life (at the time - I was 22 and a fucking moron) did that to me and it took so much wine and so many Marlboros to get over it. And I sent him some fucking SHRILL texts in response, believe me. But again, because it bears repeating, our parting was murder free! And six…

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder

I swapped out my NH license for an Ontario one a few years ago, and the people at Whatever Ontario’s DMV is Called literally made fun of my old ID. Those puppies look fake as hell and I do not miss mine.

omggggg is that even a real comment you just made

Wait... what?!?! THIS CANT BE TRUE IS IT ACTUALLY TRUE???

People’s ability to conjure up vitriol for things that they don’t understand and also do not affect their lives in any meaningful way astounds me.

Miss that lil buddy