Is this true? God if so it makes a lot of sense.

He's not funny.

Doug Stanhope is an unfunny, misogynistic piece of shit who can suck on my balls.

You seem fun!

Oh wowwww GFY Paul Bettany!

I would try this except I'm really concerned about the cottage cheese aspect :s

Why does it look like it has fucking genital warts in that picture

If Zayn insists on lowkey fucking a basic blonde chick, WHY NOT ME?!?

Dude

This should have many stars

This is important info. Fuck hosers unless you're an ironic hoser

I'm not American?

FUCK OMG FUCKING WHY

Omg wait really?!?!

Hmm, this is true. She’d probably be Huckabee’s next pet project.

This is such a good and comprehensive answer, I give this a grade of A++

Quebec is fucked. I think it’s getting a little better as the Bloc Québécois is less popular, but the whole niqab issue (not to mention that stupid Charter of Values thay fortunately didn’t pass) is actually nauseating. You’d think since francophones have always had to fight for their equal language rights, Quebec…

Dude like fuck the House of Lords tbh

It was total bullshit about that mosque in Peterborough (of all places! I thought it was supposed to be full of hippies from Trent Uni?) and I do 100% agree and am aware of the issues Canada faces re race, indigenous relations, and refugees. The way conservatives are using the events of last week to score political…

God this is the most entertainment I’ve had on Jezebel in weeks. Thanks for insinuating that I don’t think Canada has race relations problems and also for losing your shit over same.