As others have noted elsewhere in this thread, this is also the guy that admitted to the Jen Kirkman/Louis CK blind item scandal stuff. He’s a terrible human being.

okay okay okay

Okay Doug.

All I really have to bring to this discussion is that Doug Stanhope is not a very good comedian.

Seriously, who the fuck is taking this junkie’s word for *anything*? He’s friends with Anthony Cumia for Christ’s sake. He’s a misogynist piece of shit. He’s been drinking heavily for so long his brain is fucking pickled. He probably can’t remember today much less the happenings of days ago. This guys is a train…

I don’t think that either the first wife’s experience or Paradis’ experience should matter. Relationships are different with different people. And in the case of the first wife, that marriage ended before Amber was born.

You’ve seen women smash their eyes against doorknobs? And more than once? And, in addition to this, get friends to punch them?

Thank YOU.

Sorry. Is he suggesting that Amber Heard punched herself?

Someone should.

You need to re read those tweets.

I thought maybe he was afraid the little girl would sexually assault him, so it was self-defense!

And then he tried to shop, like nothing had happened! Wtf. 😮

Many family stalls just have 1 toilet, so if all three of you have to go, it’s a big of process. And some aren’t very big. Some are being used for breastfeeding. And some look like a fecal bomb went off in them.

“BRINGING A LITTLE GIRL INTO THE MENS’ ROOM IS INAPPROPRIATE AND DANGEROUS FOR HER, SO I’M GOING TO CLOCK HER DAD FOR DOING IT. I’M PROTECTING THE CHILDREN.”

Indeed, it is!

Everytime I, a female, escort my 3 year old son into a public women’s restroom I loudly say “GOOD THING WE’RE NOT IN NORTH CAROLINA, HENRY, OTHERWISE YOU’D GO TO JAIL.”

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

To me it sounded like they were going behind the bushes outside before.

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”