I Netflixed and chilled to Wu Tang on Saturday and it was fucking awesome and I didn’t need Spotify’s help

I do love when the Twitterverse correctly and collectively drags someone.

I have too many feelings about Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm :( :( :( :(. Hamm I’m so happy for you and sad for you and oh god I’m so pms-y

I took a sample Canadian citizenship test and nearly failed. ASK ME QUESTIONS ABOUT HOCKEY AND MARGARET ATWOOD, NOT THE FUNCTION OF THE SENATE.

My apartment is refugee-ready, I always have beer in the fridge and there will be snacks.

IM GONNA SMOOSH THAT FACE

Ohhhhh this is a good answer. Thanks. I UNGREY YOU BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY JEZ

You guys need to just have a unicameral house like us. If your legislation doesn’t pass, TOUGH FUCKING COOKIES. YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW, moms spaghetti etc etc

Sub question, WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS THREATEN TO SHUT DOWN YOUR GOVT ok thanks in advance

Hey guys serious question: explain to your friendly local Canada dweller why this might cause a govt shutdown? Like I literally don't understand who and why?

I know the likelihood of it passing through the Senate is (knock on all the fucking wood) slim, but this shouldn’t quell the outrage. These “representatives” don’t represent women. Full stop.

I’m so angry that I can’t even be snarky. My heart goes out to everyone this affects. I go to PP for my primary care here in Toronto, so if I was just an hour south of the border, i would be in fucking tailspin mode.

Oh man I want to watch this with a fucking gallon of franzia

I don’t have anything pithy to say so I’ll just say Mark, I am so happy for you and Allen and I wish you both a lifetime of love.

Just like all of us here in Canada, Serena.

I call my cat Babybear, does that count?

I loved the shit out of it, but tbf I am their target audience (raised in Boston area, obsessed with crime films, in love with Benedict Cumberbatch). Depp was fantastic, as was Joel Edgerton and really the entire cast (even Dakota Johnson was fine!), but Adam Scott’s moustache steals the show.

I'm crying

Someone tell me what a Mickey Gooch Jr. is so I don’t have to google it.

Tfw Louise Woodward c. 1997 is kind of your doppelgänger :{