It's honestly so good of our benevolent queen to let this random have her day in the sun.

Serena is still queen.

The guy I'm currently dating, as well as most guys I have dated, treat me occasionally but otherwise we split the check because i am normal and date normal people the end

Oh shit, did I miss the xenophobic part? Also why is he on DWTS?

BINDI IRWIN IS 17?!?!?!?!

if what Sarah Palin speaks is “American,” then I don’t speak it either.

Top ten GIFs of all time

I havent slept for the past three days because I’ve been having weird anxiety about my abusive ex so naturally this made me burst into tears.

Omggggggggggg AHAHAHAHAHAH

Yeah tbh that’s not okay putting skim milk in tea is worse than Benghazi

Okay but like I still want to know where Hillary’s people are on the gefilte fish issue

Idris Elba should be in everything.

I was praying for some Jez drama today, and this self righteous know it all really has not disappointed

This feels so accurate

Jermaine gave us Jermajesty though!

My future children are going to be hard motherfuckers from District 1. Y’all have been warned

Your kid probably sux tho

IT ONLY MAKES HIM BETTER

You don’t sit in that dress it’s for keg stands and snorting coke off of buttholes only

RUDE