She makes me feel like an old woman yelling at a cloud and I won't stand for it

Lindsay looks good there tbh. I wish I had that outfit to wear to my bday party tonight.

against my better judgment, I watched the video (CBC embedded it in their article and I clicked it because I am stupid).

honey no

Want!

Tattoo your burner code somewhere! :D

Oh god I love my grey tabby so much but my next fur baby is definitely going to be an orange one.

This.

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Also if you’re reading this:

THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT WAS OFF THE HOOK Y’ALL

I like it it reminds me of eating grape freezies

Can I bill for all the time I spend on Jez correcting people about the law surrounding motor vehicle accident negligence

Stop.

I honestly love her she entertains me to no end

Also stop saying females.

Same. Also your name is perfection

The fuck did I just read

Domestic violence fucking sucks and I hate it and that’s pretty much all I have to say

I would help her hide the bodies tbh