You're both the worst, I ship them. They are so much better together than apart I can't explain it

I literally cannot believe I’m saying this but

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT AND WHY

Stop it

All the people in my practice group are Diet Pepsi drinkers. It's fucking insanity.

Lol this is my new favourite of your anecdotes.

YOU ARE MUCH PRETTIER THAN THEM, BOO

I want to go to Alabama. I want to know if it's actually like the way I assume it's like.

O rly

I search for weird things on the internet ok

It us

Yep let's go to Austria and sing Edelweiss in the mountains see you in like 12 hrs

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh I forgot about this commercial. What a poet she is.

LETS ALL GET VILLAS IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AND LEAVE OUR OLD LIVES BEHIND

An Alpine chalet for me thx

Why does he always look like he fell asleep in a sauna.

oooof girflfriend looks deeply pissed with life.

4) Men and women can have a sexual encounter and see it completely differently

Sorry but is this like an actual serious comment

He’s not your friend. Please stop talking.