IKEA food is amazing and I really don't care if saying that makes me a gross person

I was unaware of this because I basically only watch Judge Judy and Hoarding: Buried Alive so I’m going to start watching it today!!!!!!!!

But MEATBALLS.

WILL WÄTCH

Kinja is being glitchy and for a second it showed up that I starred this twice, which is appropriate

Ugh I’m going to have to start watching this show now aren’t I.

I hate Miles Teller so much and it makes me so angry and desperately sad that I’ll likely never get to tell him in person just how terrible he is and that I wish he was never born.

I want to send you secure emails that will just say heyyyy gurl hows ur day.

So I'm not the only one who has had the theme song for The Nanny stuck in my head for days now, right?

The eyebrows are the best part

K

And if you know anything about American cops, it’s that they’ll do or say whatever it takes to deflect blame for her death.

Christ alfuckingmighty, do trolls have Google alerts set for this shit?

My last family gathering involved me calling my cousin’s husband a transphobe, so, I feel you.

I just looked at it and I hate everyone and everything now.

WAY TO DOXX ME SAUR

I know mental illness and depression are complicated (hell, I suffer from it!), but I see pictures of this beautiful, smiling girl and I just don’t buy that she killed herself.

I just threw up in my mouth

I refuse to click on that picture of Ansel Fartqueef so someone please just describe it to me. Be fanciful!

I’m trying to figure out which of my disgusting work colleagues is on her period and keeps leaving stall #2 looking like a fucking murder scene.