I would murder someone for a jam split Welsh cake right now. Actually, give me seven, for my trouble.

Could be Welsh cakes...

I feel like they’re really happy together and it makes me happy even though I should know better.

:(

If there was any doubt that I was going to head directly to the nearest bar at 4:01 pm exactly, it has now been erased. Fuck this week.

HE IS THE TOP FIVE HOTTEST

And all of them tastefully dressed in similar but not matching outfits to highlight their best features

I recently bought tickets to see One Direction for like $30.

Starred because correct.

Some. People.

Oh god she's going to have like 18 bridesmaids.

PROTECT MEREDITH

Or just don’t marry him at all because, although he is bangable as fuck, you can do sooooo much better.

The thought of a Pinterest-perfect Tswift wedding literally makes me want to shotgun five Bud Lights in a row.

Forever 41

Cool I just ordered Dominos I’ll try to save you some but no promises

Please invite me over for dinner

ah yes i have found my people

Same come over I have some