I VOLUNTEER

it’s a start

I’ve been tweeting about this all morning (and blocking idiots, naturally) and I’m out of insightful and cutting things to say. I think I’m out of outrage too. I think I just give up on America, at least for this week. Between this and what happened to Sandra Bland, I think I’m done.

I need those cookies. All of them.

Shhhh it’s a burner account

I’m always going to be an approved commenter in your heart.

Use them on Sheeran DUH

On behalf of myself and all other basic, white, blonde girls who manage to grasp the concept of intersectionality and try not to stick our noses in the narratives of people whose experiences we know nothing about:

Lmfao! I am p sure it's a kinja glitch but I prefer this theory tbh

Volumes will be written about the violent struggle and the price paid for dissent

Literally screamed in glee at “ginger faced fart storm.”

I need literally all of them to stop.

I'm going to buy her cookbook and hate myself for it but also love it.

I was with you until the last one.

Guys I really, really want pancakes now.

i kinja on phone at work :{

I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS

If you do this, I will crowdfund your therapy

So I’m probably going to have to “accidentally” knock every single one of those fuckers off the shelf every time I go to the LCBO* from now on

I believe that if hell exists, it is different for every person.