I could see Ash being a Gotham City villain. Singular focus. Lifetime of failure. Not the weirdest gimmick Batman has faced. I’m ready for this cross over.

I played through the tutorial and got the first free pull and it gave me a PlatinumSukamon as my first rare digimon. That’s enough to kill my enthusiasm.

As a resident of SE Asia, centipedes scare me more than snakes and spiders combined.

For some reason I woke up an hour ago, at 4am, and visited kitchen. When I returned to my bedroom, there was big spider marching across the floor. I climbed back into bed and open a webpage and stumble upon this.. review.

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Speaking as an Australian, I think the dark souls version is snake in the car, which is when you are going down a highway at 80km/h and then a snake pops out from under the bonnet and climes out the windscreen. Or the more common variant is spider in the car which is the same thing but a spider comes out of the…

What’s that?!

Confirmed as a common garter snake. Other than leaving a nasty smell on your hands, completely harmless. My herpetology degree means something!

That little snake face is so damn adorable :D

You could tell me that first video was CGI and I would believe you.

Ever watch an actor and think *great casting* but then watch the actor in an interview and think *Oh. Huh. She just plays herself*. Yeah. This might be one of those. Which might still count as great casting, but she played herself. Literally and figuratively.

This is the smoothest image of the year. I can literally smell the Argan dreadlock oil.

Ok listen... I love Tim Rogers’ narration. I could literally listen to him read the phone book.

For anyone in need of support:

As with all things sensitive like this, avoid the greys. People will use any event to spread their abuse and hate, even something like this. Ignore them.

Any Jeopardy nerds here?

Does the Pokedex say how much wood would a sudowoodo sud if a sudowoodo would sud wood?

I’m sorry that that happened to you. I’m disabled as well and it’s hard to find something that makes you feel “normal,” as well.

No shit?