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The Geek Empress
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May 15
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Now if only we could start getting physical releases of these games. I know Japan got Future Tone DX as a physical copy, as well as physical copies of Mega Mix. I don’t like digital games, dammit! I don’t have interact access!

May 3
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HOW DARE YOU CALL GERMAN SHEPHERDS SMELLY! They lose far too much hair to have time to even smell. OMG I love them but they shed so much...

May 3
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Trust me, there are German Shepherds with that coloring, but to each their own.

May 2
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I had German Shepherds growing up and when I saw a preview for Houndour/Houndoom as a kid I absolutely lost my shit because OMG German Shepherd Pokemon (some people say it looks like a doberman. Those people are wrong.) and since then, and to this day this is still my absolute favorite Pokemon family. And to this day Read more

Apr 19
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I’ve had a whole cavalry of winners when it comes to AWFUL NEIGHBORS. There’s the tenants who left their dogs to almost starve to death, the dumbass college kids who constantly lost their pets and hotglued rhinestones to their cat, and the neighbor who physically attacked my mom and broke her ribs because my mom was Read more

Feb 22
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That backpack is really cute! I always like storage stuff that also has a play element. Makes keeping stuff organized really fun. The Partner Eevee is also really cute. But I’ll probably wait until that goes on sale. I got the Partner Pikachu a couple of months ago and its interactivity is really charming, but the 20 Read more

Feb 9
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Excellent article, wonderful points. Needs a correction though. Scorbunny is best. I expect to see a retraction shortly.

Jan 19
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Screw the Hot Toys version, my kingdom for a Kotobukiya Ikemen version of Terry! So far we got the whole batfam including Damian, but then the next in the line was...the fucking Joker. Terry Mcginnis was literally an anime pretty boy. But alas, no pretty, pretty Terry figure for my shelf, yet again.

Jan 12
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I have no doubt in my mind whatsoever in any way shape or form that there is a bias against POC in the medical system. But the sad truth is that most doctors are terrible at their job and disdain the poor. Read more

Dec 15
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One of the games I’ve always regretted not getting because it would be cool to have now was a Starfox gaming watch that you could only get if you ordered it through if you had the slip from (I think?) General Mills cereal. For you youngin’s out there, it was very common to not only have toys in cereal boxes like Read more

Dec 1
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Even if Sissel’s story finished in the game, Ghost Story totally has the potential to be a franchise since its mechanics and style were so great (and if you recall, the gimmick that gave the ghost tricking powers had the potential to give more than a few beings powers). More people need to get exposed to the game and Read more

Nov 30
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Considering that lots and lots of dogs are still used as working animals in security/hunting/protection, smaller fangs may not seem that practical. Intellectually though I imagine they’ll get to a point that they’ll understand human language almost perfectly, instead of the bits and pieces that they understand now. Read more

Nov 24 2019
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I imagine you’re going to have an equally difficult time with Tsareena. People complain about all the ‘object’ based Pokemon, but dude, there are soooo many fetish-y Pokemon out there that you kinda wonder about the furry element at Game Freak. Sun and Moon just seems to be a big overdrive in that department.

Oct 26 2019
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I don’t know if my house is haunted, but I have on two occasions at least has some pretty vivid apparitions (and for the record, I don’t drink or do drugs, but do have insomnia in bouts, but neither of these happened during an insomnia bout) Read more

Oct 26 2019
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Gawd, market research and beta testing must make you see red. Any change to a piece of media based off of feedback of someone besides the original creators’ team is basically 1984 to you.

Oct 25 2019
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I was with you until that last part of about so-called self censorship is still censorship. No. No it’s not. It’s an edit. If I draw a character with curly hair, then decide, you know what, that curly hair looks awful, I’m going back in and editing it to be straight. It’s my decision. Nintendo decided it was smarter Read more

Oct 11 2019
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Because invasive species can ruin ecosystems. They can wipe out smaller species not used to them as predators, and larger species because they push them out. I love animals, but you’re better off killing off a few fish that aren’t supposed to be there than potentially dealing with thousands of dead animals because Read more