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I can never get over the fact that this whole thing does play out exactly like an episode of Desperate Housewives, with Felicity Huffman doing exactly what Lynette would do. Taking out on and blaming everyone else her and her family’s bad behavior, and screaming “I’M A GOOD MOTHERS!!!111!!” when someone calls her out

Soooo Starbucks is just co-opting the idea of Bento boxes and pretending they invented them? I mean, this is just my weeby ass showing here, but like, boxed lunches in Japan are ubiquitous, and are just as much for adults as anyone. There’s a whole bunch of artistry of people making cute, happy looking lunch boxes

Good to know about Parasect, it seems next to no Pokemon can actually LEARN False Swipe anymore. I had been using a Noivern with Super Fang before that for my catching needs (since it always does half damage, it’s a great way to wipe out 75% of a mon’s health in two turns)

Buses in Denver had that problem too until transit banned them. To me they remind me as pacifiers for adults. They look like little kids sucking on them all day. I don’t know why anyone thinks they look ‘cool’

Yeah, Sergeant was convinced he was a lap dog as well. As did the pitbull we fostered after my other dogs died. I actually have an entire gallery of photos now of ‘dogs thinking they are lapdogs and attempting to smother my mom in doing so’. My current dog Duchess has been difficult to train because she’s got some

D’awww, are your babies big cuddle bugs? I bet they’re big cuddle bugs. I had a 90-95 lb GSD named Sergeant that my mom got for free from the newspaper and never lived in a house before and he was like, the most uber cuddly boi that ever was. Still miss the enormous dork. It’s been my experience that dobbies are

I think your autocomplete mistook ‘worst’ for ‘best’. Honest mistake, easily forgiven. Goomy is smol, squishy, adorable and just wants to be friends. It’s doing it’s best and I support it.

true, but I’m a slut for physical releases

wishful thinking.

Can a sitting president divorce, though? Considering it’s effectively a civil lawsuit, which I think a president is protected from during his term unless he’s impeached. So even if she wanted to divorce sooner, I’m not sure, constitutionally, she’d be allowed to. Legal scholars, please correct me if I’m misinformed.

If I recall, this is the reason why roach sprays are reformulated every few decades because they gain an immunity to poisons. Good news, Doc Martins still work.

and ‘girl gang’

I did/still do the same thing. People used to tease me for wearing overalls all the time, but that’s because I’m sorta busty and didn’t want guys staring at my chest all the time. Part of it was me coming to terms with being ace, part of it was wanting to be taken seriously. Now I just do it because comfortable

I like horror VNs, cool to know this exists! I’ll try to check it out, and I’m glad you like them too because it always helps to get recommendations

This has been an issue with Amazon for a while. They used to be meticulous about making sure all their products were authentic, but now they’re as bad as eBay when it comes to knockoffs, counterfeits and stolen products. I’m glad they’re finally doing something about it because I’m sick of seeing the fake stuff when I

And it answers the important questions in life. I know I’m following this account now.

Thank you, with all those Herd of Zombie bros out there, Wall Street Ninja is already far too underrated.

This article is a complete and utter sham and you should be ashamed of yourself. Overlooking Wall Street Ninja 2, which took what made the first game great, and refined it and expanded the lore, the stakes and the romantic plots is a disgrace.

I know your pain bro. I constantly get into fights with the drivers on our bus system since I walk with a cane, and I act as the escort for my equally disabled mom, and they constantly try to throw us out of the disabled seating. I even hurt my back really badly because a couple of able bodied d-bags took my seat and

A puppy got loose from its owner and came running on the bus. The driver got all pissed off, grabbed the puppy by the scruff and yanked it into the air with its poor little feet dangling, and screaming in fear, and the driver started yelling about whose dog it was. I yelled at him, grabbed the dog myself and tried to