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it’s called “stock” and you can make it yourself in several very simple steps:

1) get a rotisserie chicken from costco

I could say many things here. Most of them angry, many of them ill-advised, and a fair number better left unsaid at all.

What I will say is this:

My wife, my sister-in-law, my blood sister, my mother, my mother-in-law, and a number of other women in my life play games.

Some of them play RPGs, some play FPS titles, some

Let’s think of some common male responses to this...
1) Argue that certain genres of games ‘arn’t really games’. But let’s ignore how ‘Bejeweled’ is ‘not a game’ but somehow ‘Tetris’ still is.
2) Double down on 1), until gaming is defined as nothing but bro-shooters and race cars.
3) JRPGs? What are those? Are those

How does this actually bother you? Did your milk spontaneously turn sour? Did your monkeys fail the fly away? Did your crops turn to dust? Did your partner leave you, suddenly realizing they had a crush on Tracers fictional girlfriend...?
I ‘m curious.

BTW if you’d relax for five minutes, you’d realize this is an

They dug up a mummy in bloody Mesopotamia. That alone should tell you how poorly thought out this film is.

I don’t know why you’re picking on Stocke when moemoe Eruca exists.

Okay, fellow JRPG fans, we need to have a talk. There is something I am just not liking at all about these “remasters” that are happening lately. Namely, the alteration of original character art for very bland, generic styles. They did this with Trails in the Sky (Evolution), and now I see them doing it with

I keep forgetting how awesome and old school this game is. I need to 100% this or go home. Wait, let me revise: I need to go home and then 100% this

Old celluloid film was highly combustible and made of cellulose which degrades over time.

Because those games and consoles are out of print/production, that’s why. Sure, you can still find a PSOne but will you be able to find a copy of the game you are looking for? As time goes on physical copies of games are removed from circulation either by being destroyed, lost, or otherwise becoming unplayable. Having

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater

HAH! Yeah riiiiiiight :P

Try the DS version. It’s got extra content, works in all the graphics that were in the upgraded version...it’s so good.

I know, right?! It’s fucking badass! I think I’ve seen a character like him before, but I can’t remember where. What a cool contrast though.

Dude, I’m white, and I think African-American Sephiroth kicks ass. He doesn’t look like a woman or a scrawny, sweaty, pale emo-dude. Plus that hairstyle was just MADE for those long dreds.

Stay strong. Wife and I decided to let my 7 & 5 yr old kids say goodbye to our 20yr old cat. The next day we caught a meowth on P:GO. I swear someone was cutting onions

None of my dystopian novels predicted rouge park rangers leading the resistance on Twitter. . .

It is a little bit true that my dog’s purpose is suffering for my entertainment, in the context where suffering means putting up with me lying on top of him and kissing his fluffy head while he emits a series of melodramatic groans and then gets all offended when I eventually get up, because he didn’t say it was time