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I too remember when the Pokemon were based off of animals like:

I’m having a hard time understanding if people in general are getting dumber or if Christianity attracts idiots. Either way the Bible has been decorated for centuries but to know that you have to have an IQ higher than an apple.

This is why I can’t reconcile organized religion. She did a lovely thing, it clearly took a lot of time and she put a lot of thought into it. She highlighted messages of universal love, and not judging others. And then you get Christians being mean and judging a 16 year old girl they’ve never met on the Internet. For…

I was working at EB at the height of the craze, and we sold the stupid things. Two of them were unboxed on our side counter for demo purposes, and so they could “learn”. This became slightly more unsettling when they would babble in Furbish—until you got close. Then both would fall silent, and blink at you. The…

Okay, I want either Kotaku’s staff (hopefully with you in, Cecilia!)or Tay members (Aikage, I want you on this!) to do a gameplay of this. This seems like fun with a group.

Oh they were cool to me too. Until I wanted to sleep. Keep in mind I also kept a chair in front of my closet as a kid to keep the Barons of Hell in check.

Great piece. And may I recommend getting fat? I am completely invisible now. But nothing makes men angrier than a fat feminist who loves herself. Example number one - Lindy West. She rocks.

Yeah, thats actually a traditional Irish name. But you are probably right, we probably need more kids named after the bible. Better to name your kids after something that has brainwashed and killed more people then anything ever rather then your heritage.

My wife shot down naming our daughter “Lilisette”, which I thought wasn’t a huge departure from our already settled name of Lily. She was concerned about children teasing her but then you see kids with names like “Abcde” (Ab-cid-e) or “Shithead” (Shi-theed) (no, I’m dead serious on that one. my mother works at an…

Stop it please. I already want one. You don’t need to convince me to get one lol

Imagine a student who has paid 180K in tuition to an institution that sided with her rapist for no better reason than the fact that he can throw a misshapen brown ball.

He - and his two brothers - were born in my bed. Goodbye, mattress. Farewell, sheets. The trio (and their mama) took over my life. Giving them away? Adoption? What do you mean by “adoption”?

Biologist here. With a special love for Southeast Asian species. We can fight this. It’s a myth that climate change is the “biggest threat” to wildlife. It’s the illegal wildlife trade and habitat loss (basically a two-way tie).

I’m babysitting a lovely tabby, and he’s mostly a sweetheart and does things like sleep curled up in my arms. Though this morning, he decided to sing the song of his people and claw things. Now he’s purring and nudging me.

I guess. Anecdotally, my family has people of Catholic Trinidadian and Creole descent. Their cultures don’t resemble each other’s at all.

There’s really no such thing. Since the US is a country of immigrants, you’ll find German culture, Irish and Italian culture, etc, etc... But culture, folklore, language, food simply based on white skin??? Nope!

Who’s going to liberate us? Everyone but Canada and Germany has gone right-wing populist to an extent. And Canada is too nice to liberate us, and Ze Germans probably don’t want us.

You’re joking but will those tweets be preserved and managed like every other official communication? Or will he be deleting his tweets when they embarrass him? No backsies when you’re president, motherfucker.