Those hip bones look like something engineered by Sauron

Ha, I loved that ad. I always laughed when he said, “Yeah, whatever!” clearly not actually being earnest toward his “little buddy.”

You let them put their grubby little mitts in your candy bowl? Do you live in a savage time? Proper candy distribution is done with a underhanded toss into plastic pumpkin candy receptacles. If you miss, then it is upon the child to retrieve fallen loot from the floor. That way each child gets one piece, except for…

“I don’t have time” is universally understood shorthand for “I have taken on obligations that prevent me from being able to do this, whether by direct personal choice (I chose something incompatible), indirect choice (e.g., my school or career path temporarily or permanently reduces my free time forcing me to ration…

Being sober isn’t boring and if you genuinely think it is then you probably have a problem developing.

YouTube’s copyright system is designed to screw over content creators on a whim.

OH, or the holy grail of silly crossover stuff: cosplay crossdressing.

You’re so right! So cool and angsty (though admittedly Zidane - middle pic - is the hottest thing since hotness).

It’s squeenix, they increased Lightning’s boob size in lightning returns so she can fill out skimpy outfits better, they can make unbuttoned mancakes too. Though you’re not wrong about their lack of being upfront about it being a bit silly.

I got lucky. I got my PS Vita brand new with MGS 2/3 HD + an 8GB memory card for $100. I walked by the right garage sale at the right time.

I got lucky. I got my PS Vita brand new with MGS 2/3 HD + an 8GB memory card for $100. I walked by the right garage…

This almost happened to me with a doctor’s appointment (which was a follow up to surgery I’d had two weeks prior, and a weird issue where my body was reacting in a freakish and worrisome manner to my stitches, so the doctor really needed to see them). But my first bus was ten minutes late, which meant I missed the…

As someone who is at the mercy of the worst bus system ever, New Jersey Transit, I need to call BS on your BS. The bus comes every two hours, is almost always late, and is grotesquely inconvenient. I hate it. But i’m poor, live in Jersey, work in Philly, and don’t have a car. And the worst part of it is, fares have…

Resident physician and an attorney can dedicate 5 hours to cooking meals

Heh he thinks 50 or 80 hours a week is a lot. Everyone point and laugh

Yeah, that’d be fine, except that if I’d downloaded the games instead of buying them, I wouldn’t be able to return them. Like, for example, if I discovered that the console won’t stay connected to its own wireless controllers, rendering the games unusable.

It could also be because by paying lower wages, you’re lowering the expectations of what they should be paid.

Character’s name is ANTONIO LOPEZ. Bean is a wonderful actor, but he’s not going to be able to pull off a 6’ 5” Mexican no matter how hard he tries.

He does not want to do this though. .

I’ve produced both pixel and hand drawn art. I think pixel art is slightly easier to pull off if you’re doing it at low resolution, as most retro-styled games do, but it still requires substantial artistic skill and there are challenges inherent to the medium that are different from those found in other forms of art.…