Um, Tiffany Haddish is Eritrean. She’s wearing a zuria, an Eritrean headdress and a ka’ba, an Eritrean style of dress. Nothing about her look is “thrown together non-western clothes” to look “ambiguously ethnic”.

I don’t usually watch the Oscars, but my household is the hub of sadness these days, and I need the upliftment of seeing home. So here I am, red wine and paleo beef jerky in hand, completely getting into it; red carpet and all. I grew up in LA. I worked on Hollywood/Orange for years. Sometimes just seeing home gives…

I’m pretty sure this comment is a stylist’s worst nightmare. I have no words for Janet Mock who is the personification of a goddess in that gown.

So... do the kids get to go to the reception, at least? Do royal weddings have receptions?

I’m a disgusting normal with a broad range of backgrounds and ages. I don’t mind telling you, I feel excluded.

I’m basically just currently living for these sassy Prince George talking shit about Meghan Markle memes from Gary Janetti’s Instagram.

By the sound of things this wedding will have more serfs than the Hawaiian north shore during the winter.

This is how I imagine some members of the upper-crust during the wedding:

They’ll just be watching from the grounds at St. George’s Chapel.

Fuck the fuck off with the muted makeup and “look at how fit I am why can’t you be” post pregnancy shot. Gross.

Mr. R had a pic of a sheepdog as his profile pic (in the way, wayback pioneer days of online dating). My suggestion for our first meet up? Dog park, naturally. He suggests a coffee date. Not his dog. No longer even a living dog. Lying psycho. But really cute. So I married him. But I told my dog straight off not to…

I downloaded it and honestly I can't tell either. There are definitely already people on there dtf via a dog tinder though. I can tell by their profile pics alone! And I'm married and never even been on tinder before! Single dog owners are thirsty smh

Wait. Is the an app to help dog owners fuck, dogs fuck, or dog owners fuck other dogs?

Swip left to ignore. Swipe right to feign interest, lick paw, and walk away.

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ok so what if i don’t have a dog, and have been basically using tinder to find a girl with a dog that i can hang out with all day, where is the app for me